Entries from August 2011

Monday, August 15th, 2011

Deftones – “You’ve Seen The Butcher (Mustard Pimp Remix)”

Time for an injection of adrenaline straight into your frontal-cortex. It’s Monday, the day on the internet where music is shared, so why not give this a listen to and start your week off like it was a Friday night rave, in the kind of club you’d NOT want to frequent in Blade 2. Throw [...]

Monday, August 15th, 2011

Zombie Dubstep Dance France

In France it seems, even the zombies like dubstep. And they seem to have those slavering undead maniacs quite well trained, where instead of mindlessly attacking humans and ripping the flesh from their bones, they’d rather execute a well rehearsed dance routine for us all to enjoy.

Friday, August 12th, 2011

John Stamos’ Guide To Cuddling

The cuddle is an intimate act that doesn’t require you grunt like an animal, instead it’s all about exploring the tenderness of two living things sharing the joy of snuggling. It doesn’t matter if that’s between man and woman, man and beast, spoon and fork, or man and Bob Saget.

Friday, August 12th, 2011

Interview with a One-Year-Old

Forget CBS’s 60 minutes, this is the cutting edge of investigative journalism, as two minds battle it out to reveal the unpleasant truth behind this baby’s drinking problem, it’s incontinence problem, and it’s inherent disrespect for any figure of authority. If this is the future of humanity, then by Zeus’s beard, we’re doomed.

Thursday, August 11th, 2011

Planet Earth – London

The great Sir David Attenborough narrates us through some of the running battles that overtook London over the last 5 days. It was a surreal turn of events, one that even Sir Dave would shake his head at the tragedy of it all, but the uncanny resemblance about what everyone’s favourite luvvie is rambling on [...]

Wednesday, August 10th, 2011

PONPONPON

With the world in ruin: riots in England, numbers losing their integrity, Obama getting all those grey hairs. What to do? Well, just look to Japan, they may’ve been devastated by a tsunami and near nuclear meltdown, but that won’t stop them producing retina-popping music videos. All hail them.

Wednesday, August 10th, 2011

Nikki Reed Gives a Shit

Now here’s an interesting request you can’t possibly refuse from the cutie we all wanted to sink our teeth into when she appeared in Twilight. Don’t get too concerned about the fact she’s making the request sitting on a toilet with her pants around her ankles pinching a loaf, it’s nothing kinky, or maybe it [...]

Wednesday, August 10th, 2011

Local Vocal – 90’s Dance Acapella Medley Mix

The 90s are so now! Even though they were, like, over ten years ago. So make sure you casually leave this medley of hits playing on your computer as you walk off to collect a print out of the lyrics to Saved by the Bell, wearing your new LA Gear Lights while humming along to [...]

Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

LA Light

Take one eternal city of the angels, add some electric light, shoot some footage, time-lapse that mofo, put a song by Cinematic Orchestra over the top. Hey presto you have a viral hit and an entertaining video. Then people writing short blurbs about the video can throw around words like “ethereal”, “magical”, “radiant”. Everyone’s happy.

Monday, August 8th, 2011

Insane Wingsuit BASE Jumping

It must be one of them most insane extreme sports there is, jumping from a great height into the unknown with only a suit with some little wings on it so you glide through the sky like an unnatural bird with danger fluttering past you with every gust of wind. You might as well just [...]

Monday, August 8th, 2011

The “Don’t Blink” Cat

There is a myth of a cat, more terrifying than the tea party getting in to power, a cat who seems to glide through space-time like the laws of the universe were too base for it. It is a cat who defies any master who tries to control it. A cat they say was created [...]