Entries from October 2011

Friday, October 21st, 2011

DYE – “Fantasy”

A group of teenagers break in to a swimming pool for some night-swimming and fun times but then… it all takes a turn for the weird. It’s time like this that you wish an angry, bearded Kurt Russell would turn up with a flamethrower and start laying waste. But he’s too busy being angry about [...]

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

Peace Talks

Words vs bullets – who’s going to win? Well when they’re flying out of two guys’ mouths then probably the words, at least according to this world-wide appeal for ‘International alert’. These two might want to take a closer look at their diet, whatever it is they’re eating is causing some strange symptoms. Thank god [...]

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

Zombie in a Penguin Suit

The beautiful poignancy that can be elicited from putting a zombie in a penguin suit and playing some string music over the top. Instead of this flesh-eating undead maniac installing fear or mockery in us, we feel sorry for his dumb ass. Because, if he’s in a penguin suit he must’ve had some lame-ass job [...]

Monday, October 17th, 2011

170 Greatest Clint Eastwood Quotes

You could do worse in life then learning all 170 of these and quoting them in context when the chances arise. It’ll enrich your life, it’ll enrich anyone’s life who’s within listening distance. Because he may’ve had a diverse career that stretched from Westerns to cop thrillers and back to Westerns, but he always remained [...]

Monday, October 17th, 2011

My Grandfather’s Video Will

This is how you troll your son after you’ve left this mortal coil. Just because you’re lying six feet under doesn’t mean you can’t do some post-death wind ups. Bobby thought he was getting the timeshare in Albuquerque, but he gets something far more valuable to his pa, his collection of dildos. Yep, you read [...]

Friday, October 14th, 2011

World Gone Sour (The Lost Kids)

Leave it up to Method Man to rap about penis pumps in a Sour Patch Kids commercial. Somebody had to and no one else was going to step up so Method Man saw his calling and told it like it is. A seasoned rap veteran like him brings a certain dark charm to the arena [...]

Friday, October 14th, 2011

The Feynman Series (part 3) – Curiosity

Curiouser & curiouser… Reeee-spec to these people, bringing the science & the thirst for knowledge to the kids & the general dumbass public. People be too damn stoopid to want to know about the stuff of the science realm but these people don’t care, they will bring the edumacation & they will bring it hard. [...]

Thursday, October 13th, 2011

Plot Device

What to do when a mysterious device turns up on your front lawn that holds the secret to cinema itself? Well, best to push the button and see what happens, which you can probably guess by the name alone. Once activated it unleashes all manner of various generic plots from comedy-romance to action to film [...]

Wednesday, October 12th, 2011

Iggy Azalea – Pu$$y

This is one lucky 8 year old boy, getting to hang out with a hot female rapper while she sings about her holiest of holies. You have to learn about the furry cup at some point, this seems like the perfect way to do so.

Tuesday, October 11th, 2011

Formula 1 comes to America!

Formula 1 comes to a dirt track in Austin, Texas. Can I get a “YEE!!!” can I get “HAA!!!”. Obviously cowboys have to be involved and the car itself isn’t going to come out of this in the greatest shape. But who cares about little things like that when it looks like this much fun. [...]

Monday, October 10th, 2011

Don’t Hold Back, Just Push Things Forward

As super-awesome mashups go, this one will rock those socks. Combining the winning formula of the Shaft theme, Star Wars, and that Guinness advert with the horse-wave then, before you know it, along comes the Chem Bros. with “Galvanize” and Fatboy Slimmings with “Praise You”. And then a whole load of other epicness and the [...]