Entries from November 2011

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Fiji Vignette 3/3

This guy surfing in the ocean is shot so clean and crisp it makes you thirsty for salt water. You want to just dive in there and start lapping it all up even though you know it’ll turn your mouth into sandpaper. But at least watching it might make you forget how miserable the weather [...]

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

The Karate KId 1983 Entire Rehearsal

If you grew up in the 1980s you’ll remember the original Karate Kid movies with their waxing on & waxing off and Miyagi & bonsai & bullies in skeleton halloween costume beating up Ralph Macchio. Well while they were making it, some clever buck decided to shoot each scene’s rehearsal with budget cameras so the [...]

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Agent Provocateur – “Flowers of Evil”

This has both the weird factor and the titillation factor so bravo to it for doing that. A model gets attacked by other creepy models, but they just kind of pose her in weird ways. And they’re all in underwear. And thats probably why you are still reading this. So watch the vid already, with [...]

Monday, November 28th, 2011

Fail Compilation November 2011

Were you full of fail this last month? Did you try ever so hard to win but instead ended up losing at life? If you or anyone you know did something ridiculous or injurious this month then you may’ve made it to the fail compilation. If you didn’t then you can smugly watch other people [...]

Monday, November 28th, 2011

Everyday I’m Steppin’ On The Beach

If you don’t find yourself enjoying this–come on, it has Spongebob in it–then check your pulse, you may’ve turned into a zombie made from pure anger who can only enjoy themselves when they’re feasting on hate. For those of us who aren’t angry zombies full of scorn, then a little toe-tapping is in order. 10 [...]

Friday, November 25th, 2011

Joe Rogan – What Is Reality

If you’re baffled about the concept of multiple universes, where black holes contain endless amounts of other universes, ones where you’re actually successful in life, as weird as that may seem, then maybe Joe can help with his musing on how much it blows his fucking mind. Piloting his flesh vehicle around trying to figure [...]

Friday, November 25th, 2011

The Unexpected Downside of Having the World’s Largest Penis

Just because you have a schlong the size of an elephant’s trunk, doesn’t mean to say that the world is all drugs, booze, and hot chicks. You end up becoming a freakshow circus constantly having to whip out the old chap and show people in the street so they can take photos and put them [...]

Thursday, November 24th, 2011

The Legend of Zelda Rap

Link’s pretty fly for an elf guy and he lays it all down in this badass rap, and even has a rap battle with the ginger minger Ganondorf, who dares to suggest that Princess Zelda doesn’t get kidnapped but runs off to be with the arch manipulator. Balls! Don’t listen to him Link, he’s just [...]

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

Special Forces

A group of elite soldiers are attempting to take down some guerilla soldiers in the jungle when they run into some complications. Before they undertake these hazardous missions it’s always important to make sure you both understand the silent hand gestures. Otherwise you could run into problems, as it’s always difficult trying to mime something [...]

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

The Rubberbandits – Black Man

Last year they won our Christmas hearts and minds, this year they’re back and they’re rapping about their crew, who it seems features people from all walks (and non-walks) of life, but they’re missing one person to make it complete. Irish comedy hip-hop never sounded so good as when it comes out of the mouths [...]

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

The Bears Talk China’s Manipulated Currency

Confused about China’s manipulated currency in the global economic mindfuck that is the state of the world’s finances at this moment in space-time? Then you need the help of these animated bears who’ll set you straight and turn that world of confusion into a tunnel of enlightenment. It isn’t just kids who learn things from [...]

Monday, November 21st, 2011

Drinking Homeopathic Bleach

This is one way to impress the ladies, ask them back to your place for some shots of homeopathic bleach to wash down that delicious meal you had. Once you pose the question of drinking some of this intoxicating brew she’ll be like putty in your hands. Most probably because she’ll have some kind of [...]

Friday, November 18th, 2011

Handmade Portraits: The Sword Maker

This guy’s straight out of Kill Bill, one of Japan’s last remaining swordsmiths, Korehira Watanabe, he is a living legend, who’s honed his craft for 40 years. And as if that wasn’t badass enough, in those 40 years he also attempted to make the mythical Koto sword. Like a goddamn mofoing bowssssss!

Friday, November 18th, 2011

Amazing HDR Skies

As a little break in everyone’s daily routine of watching porn and lulz, here’s some beautiful skies shot in high dynamic range photography, sunsets and sunrises aplenty. Aren’t they just so damn pretty? OK, now we can all get back to porn and nutshots.

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

Pussycat Dolls FAIL!

This video quickly goes from hilarious to creepy in a matter of minutes. Two girls are messing around and having some lulz miming along to the Pussycat Dolls, then all of a sudden we enter pant-staining territory as the back garden starts going all horror movie. Trees start moving, bikes start falling over, something’s out [...]

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

Davyd (A.I. Mashup)

Micro remix maven Pogo turns his adept skillage to Spielberg’s ‘AI: Artificial Intelligence’ turning the voices, chords and sound effects into a symphony of enchanting awesomeness. It’s just beautiful man. No, that’s not a tear, it’s my electrical circuitry playing up.

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

Rammstein – Mein Land

All hail the might of Germany’s favourite sons and thank the gods of metal that they release such awesome videos. It starts off innocent enough as a 1960s beach party then descends into some welcome debauchery as the girls get nawtie and fighting ensues. This is why God gave rock and roll to us.

Monday, November 14th, 2011

Kenny Brooks Advanage Comedian

When it comes to career choices, no one usually wants to become a door-to-door salesman, but this guy is something else. He’s a bona-fide comedian, I bet just after he delivers this amazing sales patter he gets the first plane to Alaska and starts selling ice to the locals. What a star. I’ll take 3 [...]