Posted on Monday, February 6th by wesbo

The Dark Room

dark_room

WARNING: This is likely to induce bouts of insanity! The plot: You awake in a dark room and some disembodied head starts shouting at you about waking in a dark room and finding a light switch. What do you do? Why you start playing this interactive YouTube vid where you can point and click your way forward endlessly looking for the f#cking light switch while this shouty guy shouts at you. That’s what you do. If you have any further questions i’d consult your local MD, because you are not in Kansas anymore.

33 Comments

  • The Devoured
    February 6th, 2012

    FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I fucking hate this game, been stuck in here for 30 minutes and am now late for bloody work!

  • Steven James
    February 6th, 2012

    I fapped, but i was in a dark room, so nobody saw me.

  • elderBerry
    February 6th, 2012

    PLEASE HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE!!!

  • HAHA! I escaped and there is NO WAY i’m telling how i did it…to exit you need to suffer the pain of FAIL first!

  • I’m scared :(

  • Howdedudey
    February 6th, 2012

    Dammit, i keep coming back to the same place. I cant even kill myself properly.

  • Not telling
    February 6th, 2012

    Dark room is…………DARK

  • bastard dark room, i hate you!!!!!!!!

  • Stan.Jonez
    February 6th, 2012

    @Helix. Please tell me how you did it, this game is driving me nuts!?

  • He looks nice :)

  • Trick Sticky
    February 6th, 2012

    Best game EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kevin Harold
    February 6th, 2012

    It’s like a recurring nightmare :(

  • Is there a ‘Kill the headless guy’ option?

  • Nighttime Dude
    February 6th, 2012

    I like it in here :)

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCkkkkkk!!!

  • Wake me up from this bad dream someone :(

  • Total LOLZ. Loved playing this, can’t fecking get out, but who cares.

  • Harry Potter
    February 6th, 2012

    Great game

  • GET ME OUT OF THIS ROOOOM

  • Uncle Marty
    February 6th, 2012

    HAHA. I escaped.

  • I dont believe there is a way of winning this.

  • I kept expecting this guy to tell me that he drinks my milkshake.

    I must not value my time at all, because I’m pretty sure I exhausted every possible avenue in this game.

  • @Edward – You have to die…..kinda!?

  • Oh dear god, give me a sign…PLEASE…anything to leave the dark room!!!?

  • I escaped :)

  • SpooogeBob
    February 7th, 2012

    I give up. Trapped forever in the dark room :(

  • Benjamin Landgren
    February 7th, 2012

    I found the light switch but because I had been trapped in the dark room for so long my eyes had well since adjusted to the darkness and it now seemed that turning on the light would only blind me and have the very muscles in the backs of my eyes burning for a good 10 minutes after the light bulb was smashed in a bout of psychotic rage. Turning on the light just didn’t seem worth all the trouble.

    So I tunnelled underground and lived out the remainder of my life as a mole-human hybrid.
    Ben: Scurry, scuttle, scurry, sniff, scurry…

  • @Benjamin Landgren – Can u please come back and get me, i’m still stuck in here (day 2 of trying)

  • You find the good ending, explode with happiness, and die…

    There is no good ending, the bastard

  • In order to escape, you must click Unplug computer, after leaning on 3 walls. Hilarious game!

  • Ramesy is a bastard
    February 8th, 2012

    @I left the dark room – Are u sure, is there a particular order to do this?

  • Also left the dark room
    February 8th, 2012

    That wasn’t to bad, took 4 minutes. I left the dark room is right

  • I hate this room!!!

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