Entries from March 2012

Thursday, March 22nd, 2012

Farming Simulator (Bitches love tractors)

You might think that a game that recreates every facet and nuance of the farming industry with next-gen graphics might suffer from a lack of excitement. Not so. Whack some Skrillex on and it rivals the hectic insanity of Saints Row with ease. Just think GTA 1V on acid and you’re getting the idea how [...]

Thursday, March 22nd, 2012

Iron Sky: The First Four Minutes

A film about Nazis on the moon has been a long time coming, but now it’s here so we can all breath a collective sigh of relief and get on with our lives. The only thing now is when’s it going to be released in the US? Who knows, but until that incredible day comes [...]

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

PART 4: ♡ “Primadonna” ♡ | Marina and the Diamonds

Marina is a singer who gives not a fuck about showing her roots when it comes to dying her hair, and from that small act of rebellion you can gather that she’s cut not from the same cloth as the BRIT School for Performing Arts personages that clutter up the charts. And for that we [...]

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

The Shoes – Time To Dance

Jake Gyllenhaal takes to the hipster-laden streets of East London, shakes off his Brokeback persona and does his best American Psycho impression, and starts taking out those skinny-jean wearing mofos like they’re going out of fashion. Dressed in his fencing outfit he goes from party to party to club to snow strewn streets mercilessly wiping [...]

Tuesday, March 20th, 2012

Planet of the Apes Party Fun Time

The first things those apes did after they could talk and they ran off to Muir Woods National Monument to be free and plan the demise of humankind, was rave. They guzzled loads of fermented fruit, got totally out of their tree, they went completely bananas. This documentary footage of them is testament to that. [...]

Monday, March 19th, 2012

Sleepiest Cat Ever

Am I the only one who thought the cat was actually dead just until the end of the video? It’s really tough to believe he is not crazed out of his mind & passed out on drugs or some other mind-altering substance, like alcohol. But it seems he’s just a really sleepy cat. REALLY sleepy. [...]

Friday, March 16th, 2012

Willy Wonka ‘You Get Nothing’ Remix

When Charlie and Grandpa Joe query about exactly when they’re going to get their lifetime’s supply of chocolate, Mr Wonka gets visibly upset and lets them know precisely the exact amount of chocolate they’ll be getting a lifetime’s supply of. And that amount is zero. SrslySirius puts his musical magic to this classic scene and [...]

Friday, March 16th, 2012

Omcopter: Ninjas

Drones have been scoring high interest points on the interwebs recently and scaring the inner-nerd inside of us all that it’s only a matter ot time before the Skynet uprising, but this is different, it has ninjas. Behold the ‘Omcopter’, t’s ability to fly into buildings, close to actors and into high altitudes makes it [...]

Thursday, March 15th, 2012

Hitler Discovers Mass Effect 3 Ending Ruins 1 & 2

The game’s up once the Fuhrer discovers the unbelievable ‘WTF!’ that is the ending of Mass Effect 3, because, as we all know, he takes his gaming very seriously, and when he finds out that it isn’t the end he, or anyone else on the planet desired then he’s going to blow his shit and [...]

Thursday, March 15th, 2012

Rap News 12 – Yes We Kony

It’s March, and the Internet delivers 2012’s first globe-consuming meme: the unstoppable, Kony 2012 video, which has highlighted the plight of African child soldiering like never before, but is it good, bad, painfully oversimplified, or praiseworthy for going viral without boobs or cats?

Wednesday, March 14th, 2012

They Come to Get Us

With a lo-fi aesthetic, Australian punk band The Death Set lead an army of pop culture icons through the bustling streets of New York in their music video for “They Come to Get Us”. So we get Marty McFly in a the radiation suit, Marge Simpson, Spidey, the alien from “Alien”, Mario, Lego, the list [...]