Say NO to Crack, Say YES! to Roller Skating
It’s some pretty good advice for a kid, if someone offers you some candy and a ride in the back of their van, or maybe some nice, fresh crack cocaine and it all looks and sounds very VERY tempting, turn it down and just say NO! Thats right, no matter how much you want your life to spiral into an child-molesting, addiction-soaked nightmare, refuse this evil temptation. But roller skating on the other hand, now there’s an addiction. Or crystal meth. Or World of Warcraft! But you can always do that later.