“Still Life With Woodpecker” by Tom Robbins doesn’t sound like the kind of book that would send you into rapture, unless it is read by this woman. The twist is she’s being distracted by someone under the table with a vibrator. The results are hysteria and lack of concentration and a wish that all book reading sessions could be like this. Might have paid more attention if they were.

Just in case you missed the previous two episodes (can’t believe i did), here they are for your literary review:

Hysterical Literature: Session Two: Alicia:

Hysterical Literature: Session One: Stoya