Entries from November 2012

Tuesday, November 27th, 2012

Breaking Bad is Now on ABC

Have you ever laid awake at night, tossing and turning, your mind racing about what–just what– Breaking Bad might look like as a sitcom? Come on, admit that you have. Well, be still your active mind because someone’s only gone ahead and imagined it for you, so here is Breaking Bad as a sitcom. Yo.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2012

Dubstep Commercials Suck!

For all those advertising companies out there, if you feel like your next ambitious ad campaign is missing a certain something, that je nais se qua . Then why not try adding dubstep and watch the magic unfold before your eyes. It really does work when applied to ANY boring brand, even cleaning products! If [...]

Sunday, November 25th, 2012

Michelle Jenneke – Cosby Sweaters

Of all the images from the London Olympics, perhaps the one that will endure most strongly in the hearts and minds of men across the world, is Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke doing her warm up jiggle before the race–it’s what sporting contests are all about. Roll on Rio. Now she is trying her hand at [...]

Saturday, November 24th, 2012

Robin Skouteris – PopLove (2012) – Mashup of 24 Artists

Taking 24 recent pop hits, Robin Skouteris won’t just listen to them consecutively, no way. Instead he has to create one big megamix extravaganza with Madonna, Gotye, Gaga, PSY, Rihanna, jeez, everyone. If you’re a pop artist and you’re not included in this mix then you should be deeply offended and take Mr. Skouteris to [...]

Saturday, November 24th, 2012

Game of Thrones as a Seinfeld Sitcom

Chuck a laugh track over the top and the Seinfeld theme song and a medieval fantasy featuring dwarfs, dragons, hot babes, Sean Bean, spoilt brat kings, and loads of other craziness is essentially a show about nothing. So sit back and if nothing else, enjoy Tyrion Lannister slapping the shit out of Joffrey, which is [...]

Friday, November 23rd, 2012

Honest Trailers – Twilight 3: Eclipse

Part 3 of the Twilight Saga plagues the world with more tortured love between the trianlge of Bella, Edward and Jacob. It’s an installment that the world could really do without, expect if that happened an army of Twi-hards would come marching forth on the cities of the world to demand their fix of glittery [...]

Friday, November 23rd, 2012

The Rubberbandits: Liar Liar Danny Dyer

Genius Irish comedy rappers ‘The Rubberbandits’ (famous for their superb ‘Horse Outside’) don’t seem to like uber-lad Danny Dyer, rather than thinking him a top geezer who’s a towering example to the rest of any being with testosterone, they think he’s a lying scumbag and the only way they see to stop him from spreading [...]

Thursday, November 22nd, 2012

Batman Can’t Stop Thinking About Sex

Holy double-entendre Batman! He may act all stoical and monk-like, but The Batman is really just a perv like every other latex-wearing crime fighter. His mind is like a Carry-On film, full of latent innuendos just waiting to come erupting forth to come splurging on any female company that just happens to be around. Just [...]

Thursday, November 22nd, 2012

Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood. Epic Rap Battles

They said it could never happen, but along came the internet and now anything’s possible! Two big screen icons, Eastwood and Lee, duke it out the only way they know how: through a rap battle, as east takes on west as these two tough guys of the silver screen find out who has the biggest [...]

Wednesday, November 21st, 2012

The Horror Portfolio

Ever wondered what 64 horror movies in a five minute montage looked like? They look like this–for maximum effect watch very late at night on your own with the wind howling outside and the shadows creeping up the walls so you’ll not sleep and wake up the next day tired and angry and with a [...]

Tuesday, November 20th, 2012

NOT YOU!

When Marky Mark Wahlberg’s got to fight, he really likes to let people know that it’s him who has to put himself on the line. Not you. And not any of you other people either, jeez, can’t you just accept that. You may think it’s you, but it’s not, it’s Marky Marky Mark who’s going [...]