I Thought I’d Had Enough Of Upworthy Headlines, But This Parody Headline Generator Changed Everything

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Like a lot of people, you were probably caught up in the hype and ended up liking Upworthy on Facebook. Several months later their ceaseless fart of clickbait headlines that lead through to insubstantial articles made from the written equivalent of hot air, are now the bane of our newsfeeds.

But fear no more people, as a counter to the sort of goading headlines Upworthy are famous for, which now plague the internet en masse, you can generate your own versions—but ones that are much funnier and more enjoyable—with this hilarious spoof Upworthy headline generator.

Thankfully the headlines aren’t as tear-jerky or schmaltzy or full of supposed worth—instead it takes the annoying trend to its illogical conclusion, by using the winning combo of surrealism, swear words and celebrities.

We recommend you try it out right here, right now—and follow it on Twitter too.

Here’s a taste of what you’ll find:

THIS IRONING BOARD WAS A NORWEGIAN SEX SLAVE. IT TOOK A FUTILE OVEN CHIP TO RESCUE IT AND NOW YOU’LL WANT TO CRY TEARS OF HATE

YOU HAVE TO KNOW THE FARCICAL TRUTH ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD COST YOUR MOM IF STEVEN SEAGAL PAID A LIVING WAGE

WHAT THIS MARTIAN SPACE TWAT DID NEXT IS HEARTBREAKINGLY UNIMPORTANT. YOU’LL SEE WHY

So prepare yourself to have hours of fun coming up with titles that would make Upworthy hide in the corner and cry tears of shame—Homer Simpson pretty much sums up how we all feel about them, below.

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