Give people a command and they’ll ignore you. Give people a command and put it on the front of a coke machine and they’ll lose their minds trying to execute whatever is written in that swirly white writing. Take this machine, it says “F*ck Me” on it and people are fighting each other to dry [...]

It’s some pretty good advice for a kid, if someone offers you some candy and a ride in the back of their van, or maybe some nice, fresh crack cocaine and it all looks and sounds very VERY tempting, turn it down and just say NO! Thats right, no matter how much you want your [...]

If heaven is real then i’m hoping that there is someone like this, dressed like this, with music like this, in a bedroom like this, waiting for me…like this, ready to indulge my every whim and spend an eternity rolling around in slow-motion on a dreamy bed. If not i’ll settle for the lovely Candice [...]

In a perfect world, presided over by Jon Lajoie, all Dating Services Commercials would be like this, so we could all have a good laugh every now and then. But you wouldn’t want to end up with this girl, what sane person wants to date somebody who doesn’t even know who RoboCop is? Just remember: [...]

It comes to something when even a member of the animal kingdom has a smartphone and not only that but it knows how to use it. I’m sensing some fake/gay comments could be thrown at this as it just seems to incredible to be true. Which means it must be, plus we all know elephants [...]

Talk about gate-crashing other brands commercials and hogging the limelight! Bounce Dryer Bar is so awesome using it will cause a giant, pumped-up dude to come crashing through your kitchen wall on a jetski. But don’t worry, because he’ll leave soon enough by flying through the ceiling. If this doesn’t sell their product by the [...]

Faith made America strong–according to the Fascist mind of Rick Perry–and Rick Perry’s here to make it weak. As weak as his idiotic mind that hearts religion but lacks tolerance. Surely, somewhere in those doctrines there’s something about turning the other cheek (doesn’t matter where that cheek is on the body) and embracing your fellow [...]

Yeah, so this denim may be produced in exotic climes by small hands who work for less than $5 a decade but they look super fine on this hot chick’s sweet ass. That way she can distract us from the fact that the clothes are made unethically because beautiful people make everything OK.

Detroit, it’s a place famous for a few things, but mostly for producing plenty of automobiles and also that guy who starred in that movie, 8 Mile. And while Mr Marshall Bruce Mathers III and the Motor City have both had to endure their fair share of hardships and upsets, it didn’t stop them from [...]

So the latest installment of pretend war (is hell) is out today and video gamers the world over are creaming in their sweat pants at the thought of getting their clammy hands on it. Maybe you’ve queued up all night to get your hands on a copy. Now it’s time to head home to mum’s [...]

Well, I don’t know about you but it’s adverts like this that can convince me to buy absolutely anything. They could be selling garbage bags dusted with dried pig shit and I’d be down the store ordering twenty of them before you could say the word gullible’s been removed from the English language.

The greatest ad man of them all who could sell ice to the eskimos delivers a presentation on the new Facebook layout. And if Don thinks it’s the biz then, by God, it must be the biz. So stop moaning about it like a baby and deal with the matter. Who knew that Kodak ripped [...]

If there’s one question that’s balancing in restless anticipation on the very tip of everyone’s tongues it’s: What next for reality TV? Well, you’ll be glad to know it involves killer dolphins, bimbos, drag queens, space, love, hate, weight loss, and a bunch of other crazy stuff that will blow your skull wide open. The [...]

All you social media gurus out there would do well to watch this video. Again. And again. Maybe take some notes too, because these guys totally owned when it came to sorting out an 8-year-old girl’s birthday party. They had a strategy, let hype build organically, and targeted the right people. Her friends. And then [...]

What would you do if you’re in a store and a robbery took place? Probably shit yourself and start blubbering for your life. Fortunately you don’t need to answer that question, instead answer this: Who would you want to be your vigilante saviour? A nerd, a fat karate chump, or hot chick. Got to be [...]

Are you ready for some octogenarian eye candy? Just remember, you are never too old to be a hawtie and appeal to the opposite sex, whatever is going on ‘down there!’ Shot in a real-life hernia hospital (sexy!), it teaches us all how to love. And some science for the inner-nerd in all of us [...]