It’s simple really, Robin Hood was onto a winner. Eat the rich, and give to the poor. Or was that Aerosmith? I can never remember. Anyway, if it means the fat cats not lapping up all the milk then I’m all for it. Plus Bill Nighy’s involved, I’d follow that man off a cliff if [...]
If you’ve got an uninspiring product and an advertising team that could’t sell suncream to a ginger then there’s only one thing left to do. Spray your product liberally all over the ample rack of a hot chick, preferably in slow motion. As an epilogue, the end shot is RIGHT on the money – LMAO!
David Attenborough eat your f#cking heart out. Whoever says that nature programs are boring has obviously never seen this. Welcome to the fascinating world of the voracious predator known to many as the ‘Cougar’. Pray you never become separated from the pack and meet one!
Welcome to Nexus One: Google’s new phone destroys the competition by systematically terrorizing iPhone’s users…”This phone will fuck with any iPhone user’s shit……HARD!” – Where do i get one :)
Are you ready for some octogenarian eye candy? Just remember, you are never too old to be a hawtie and appeal to the opposite sex, whatever is going on ‘down there!’ Shot in a real-life hernia hospital (sexy!), it teaches us all how to love. And some science – RESULT!
Have you got a female friend who you know will be alone this Christmas? It’s a tragic side to the festive season, so why not help her out by buying her one of ‘these’, it’s the perfect companion & will certainly give her some ’special’ Xmas cheer! – If only all seasonal ads were like [...]
For when you want your alcohol served with more than just a smile & pouring a shot straight into a glass just won’t do – these bar stewards could probably make your drink walk to your table, but I’d settle for a body shot off the bar maid. AWESOME!
So you are getting older, it happens to all mortal humans, then along cums a new blue wonder pill called Viagra and all your future problems seem to be solved – Just remember, that old adage “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” is a pile of crap!
There’s lot’s of chat about whether this is real or fake. Talk about a waste of fucking time. Of course it’s fake. Is it silly? Yes. Good. Win.
The guys at iRobot must be loving it. Instead of them spending money on advertising their vacuum cleaner things, people just keep filming their pets fucking around with them and sticking the films on YouTube. Hey presto, every person in the universe wants one because their ickle kittens look cute on them, oh and plus [...]
Everything this guy says is true. This is so so much more honest than the real ad.
Balloons. Fucking each other. In all sorts of different ways. WIth others watching. Some dark new sub-perversion, a new strata in the murky geology of human desires, some sort of socially acceptable pedophilia/bestiality? Nope. A marketing message. Ya gotta fucking love the internets.
Some things are beyond satire. Neti Pot is one of them.
“A special “Neti Pot” is filled with warm, slightly salted water and the spout of the pot is inserted [...]
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WARNING: This is emphateically NOT the type of film you’d expect to see on this site. But fukkit – it’s just too good to miss.
A great ad for, of all things, milk. Despite watching several I’m still not convinced milk helps you stand up better, but nor do I care one fucking button. It’s people falling over like spastics and it’s hilarious, especially the fat running idiot who just won’t pay attention to signs from God, even when they [...]
Bringing people back from the dead to help you sell electronic consumer products may not be the new rock and roll, and some might say it’s pretty creepy, but bringing them back from the dead to play table tennis is just fucking cool. Frankly, I’d buy fresh dog shit if it was sold yo me [...]
Arty farty ads suck cock. You know the type of shit I’m talking about: some wannabe artist starts directing shitty commercials because it’s the only way he can fund his appalling cocaine habit, then decides that the only way to salvage his concience is to inflict 30 atrocious seconds of art-wankery on an uncaring world. [...]
The advertising industry is often accused of lacking any balls at all, being safe, derivative and boring and creating unreasonable aspirations all just in order to manipulate a naive, unsuspecting public into buying crap they don’t really want and definately don’t need. And that’s probably all true. But every so ofgten an ad surfaces that [...]
OK, so this is a joke obviously. No one could ever be so fucking stupid as to try to sell a bare chested plastic doll that jerks itself off and makes orgasmic sounds, right?
What?
Wrong?
Someone has actually done that?
Who, for fucks sake?
Oh Disney, oh well, that’s fucking typical, why am I not surprised?
There’s nothing out there except more election shite, so it’s time to return to the classics. Arguably the first ever viral ad, this deserves a place in some museum. If you’ve seen it watch it again anyway and wonder where the almosrt 10 years since you last saw it have disappeared to. If you’ve never [...]
A crude but funny piss-take of a very American kind of ad where some guy shouts at you for a minute, repeating himself every 5 seconds and issuing orders that make you wonder who in command of their faculties would go anywhere near the car dealership being advertised to submit themselves to the same kind [...]
The dirty secret that the government doesn’t want you to know is that 99% of porn sucks dick. Really. Everyone claims to love porn but they’re lying. It’s like a really ugly person you only fuck because you’re desperate and then hate afterwards. Or like a blow out at McDonalds that you crave desperately and [...]
This is absolute genius. Anyone working in advertising take note: you can stick all that clever shit up your arse. Just get two babes in bikinis to sing a little song about your product and everybody on Earth will love you and rush out and buy your product. Now excuse me, I’ve got to rush [...]
Billed as a banned IKEA commercial, presumably to garner more views on YouTube, this turns out to be a fairly sympathetic documentary about the fun-loving ways of rural Swedish peasants. Very interesting and highly recommended.
The world is a precious place with limited resources which we should treat with respect so as to leave a legacy for the children etc etc. You know what? Fuck it. We as a race only have about another 7 years in which it will be possible to ride roughshod over pristine countryside in a [...]
A pretty funny ad, which for some reason is doing the rounds with no sound. The general idea is that due to clumsy handling of Bud Lite, a young man finds himself in a compromising situation of a vaguely sexual nature when his young lady returns to their abode with her mother. The intriguing question [...]
The link between cars and sex is as old as, well, cars. Almost any facet of the mechanics or the act of driving a car can be rendered smutty. It’s not subtle humour, but it is funny, especially when there’s a militant feminist within earshot. For some reason they get upset at the car/woman comparisons.
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