Whoever said that language isn’t a universal thing was obviously a complete virgin and never really took a moment to consider the unspoken language of ‘love’, or in this case, pretty much the next best thing, the female reaction a chick has to sitting on Microlab’s latest commercial offering. It may sound like complete Russian [...]

Xmas is ALL about giving! Have you got a female friend who you know will be alone this year? It’s a tragic side to the festive season, so why not help her out by buying her one of ‘these’, it’s the perfect companion & will certainly give her some ’special’ Christmas cheer! – If only [...]

It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” – In case you weren’t aware, that beer you’re guzzling every chance you get–well, if it’s either Grolsch, Peroni or Miller–is doing damage to the world’s poor. Another instance of the first world ripping off the third that basically amounts to [...]

Do you know what it takes to become a Victoria’s Secret Angel? It’s like a contest for ninja-warrior-Olympian-Mensa-Illuminati. It’s that difficult, so when you see a bunch of sensuous super beings shamelessly miming badly in their underwear to a Katy Perry track, there’s only one thing you can do. Be grateful.

A great ad for, of all things, milk. Despite watching several I’m still not convinced milk helps you stand up better, but nor do I care one f#cking button. It’s people falling over like spastics and it’s hilarious, especially the fat running idiot who just won’t pay attention to signs from God, even when they [...]

This would be a road test to end all road tests, saving the world from the devastation wrought by an out of control weather machine. If a car can save the world from the impending apocalypse then that certainly beats being able to take a corner at 60mph. It’s like the mutant motorized bastard offspring [...]

We’ve all seen those annoyingly posed Calvin Klein ads where everyone’s so good looking they can barely speak without getting out of breath. Their brains unable to gain enough oxygen because they’re so hot their own heart short circuits. Same thing happens to me, I can barely stand up without being overcome with fatigue at [...]

“Macho-macho man, i want to be a macho-salad man!”, ok, so maybe that needs a bit of work but we are talking about f#cking salad here! You have to remember, REAL men don’t eat salads, they only eat meat, meat dripping with blood, the veins still pulsing and the limbs twitching – the rarer the [...]

Introducing the ‘Boob-Apron’, it’s quite possibly the most heinous invention for the office-place since a 40hr week & 1hr lunchtime. Why the hell would anyone invent something to ruin a man’s happiness? This infomercial for the joy-killing CamiSecret gets a male point-of-view overdub explaining why only the most cold hearted killjoy chick would wear one [...]

This looks like the greatest show ever. I mean, just look at that cat in the wheelchair. He’s owning, owning those chicks, owning anyone who wants to stare him down. I wish I was this cat, the things I’d do. The chicks I do. But I’m never going to be as cool as this badass [...]

And in the red corner, Google Street View, and in the blue corner, the new challenger, Microsoft’s Street Slide. It’s going to be an ugly fight, some may never come out alive, but it’s going to be interesting that’s for sure. From looking at this video it looks like Google may have their work cut [...]

I was always wondering if they were going to do a sequel. After all once that ship sunk, then, erm, well yeah. Shit, how are they going to do a sequel. Oh, I see it’s 100 years later. Riiiight. Well let’s hope that while it’s out at sea it hits a flying mega sharktopus and [...]

So, we’ve all heard of Parkour, well this is a completely new invention that’s similar to that sport but it involves ladders. That’s right, ladders. It doesn’t look dangerous at all. We should all go try this at home, and take any younger siblings with you too. Or if you have a baby to hand, [...]

Along with the drinking and the smoking is the womanising, and boy do they know how. And if you want to know how to seduce a woman then you could do a lot worse than listening to the suave copy writers, creative directors and ad men of Madison Avenue. And their associates and friends. So, [...]

So, you’re lying in bed, it’s a hot night, you want to just lie back with a sheet on and crash out for your hard day’s web surfing. But your better half wants you to spoon with her. Sounds dirty and interesting, but it isn’t. It’s just an affectionate way to snuggle at night. Be [...]

They’re out there, spying on you while you shower, peeping at you when you change. Oh yes, those perfectly coiffured guys who are chatting away to your girlfriend about things like clothes, and hair, and make-up. You’re know they’re no threat to her, but to you. My god, they want your ass. And they will [...]