Tv just doesn’t get much better than this. Seriously. It doesn’t! – I’m pretty sure that i just just woke up my entire neighborhood a moment ago when i started to shout “HOLY SHIT” repeatedly. Jerry Springer was possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to television. Sure a lot of it was staged and totally fake, but that doesn’t stop it from being hilariously awesome – “JER-RY, JER-RY, JER-RY!” – ‘Doesn’t matter had sex’ comes to mind in this situation – This guy is my new all-time hero!

In New York City pick-up basketball is revered like the sun, there are 700+ outdoor courts, and an estimated 500,000 players, the most loyal of which approach the game as a religion, and the playground as their church. This vid looks at the movement via the playground legends, NBA athletes, and the common ballplayer.

Are you struggling with a healthy sex drive and maintaing long lasting erections? Don’t be ashamed to admit it to yourself, because this new product could see you turn from a sex void into a sex ninja. All you need to do is give this company every penny you have, along with your soulm then they’ll give you the key to sexual awesomeness.

Ok, so when it comes to the opposite sex, just what is black and what is white? DO those colors even exist in a female’s brain? Witness a social satire that points out that women should never be trusted or listened to. Unless they’re saying “Come on my tits”, in which case you still shouldn’t trust them, but you definitely can listen to them, unless they’re over 70, or you’re a pervert. Confused much?

Back in their day the best they could hope for was a sex zoetrope, so you can imagine their excitement at witnessing such a technological milestone as an online interwebs sex tape. The only negative to this hilarious bunch of grandmas is, it makes you wonder what your own grandma and her mates sit about watching. Ewwww.

Make sure you’re not watching this in the office, or if you are, make sure you work in the sort of place that doesn’t firewall everything but the office intranet and you can just claim you’re researching. Researching women who look like a hot mess in skimpy clothes and multi-coloured hair. And who doesn’t like those sorts of women.

You’ve seen Moneyball, now prepare yourself for Moneyball 2 which has the New York Yankees instead of The Oakland A’s in a reversal of the original movie where ludicrous amounts of dollar are spent on their payroll each year and how that might miraculously lead to World Series titles. LOL!

It’s a movie about a children’s toy from the 1980’s starring a former professional wrestler. What’s not to love? Sure the storyline will probably stink up theaters across the globe something fierce, but if you’re there for the storyline you deserve everything you get. Come on, admit it, secretly you can’t wait for ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ to come out. Just you, a bag of popcorn, the twin baldness of Bruce Willis and The Rock — it’s the guiltiest pleasure there is and you know you’re going to be down the cinema with the biggest, loudest screen there is so you can lose yourself in the mindless nonsense.

It’s some pretty good advice for a kid, if someone offers you some candy and a ride in the back of their van, or maybe some nice, fresh crack cocaine and it all looks and sounds very VERY tempting, turn it down and just say NO! Thats right, no matter how much you want your life to spiral into an child-molesting, addiction-soaked nightmare, refuse this evil temptation. But roller skating on the other hand, now there’s an addiction. Or crystal meth. Or World of Warcraft! But you can always do that later.

If you’ve never seen Kevin Smith’s movie “Chasing Amy” then shame on you and all your descendants. But don’t fear because you can redeem yourself by watching this scene, which is probably the best scene in the movie anyway. Black rage, y’all.