Entries Tagged as 'americans'

Monday, April 2nd, 2012

Lindsay Lohan’s Changing Face – 25yrs in 60secs Morph

If you want to put kids off drugs and booze then show them videos of Hollywood stars who’ve dedicated their lives to these twin addictions and come back defeated. Ms Lohan was a beautiful starlet and now her face shows the ravages that too much good times can do to a girl. I still would [...]

Friday, March 30th, 2012

Neil deGrasse Tyson – We Stopped Dreaming

Why did we stop dreaming? More than anything we’ve gone and upset Neil deGrasse Tyson with our lack ambition to want to get to the stars and dance around with the astral bodies. You know, it’s not good enough, Neil’s on a major downer about it and when Neil’s down everybody’s down. So sort it [...]

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

Old Spice – Bounce

Talk about gate-crashing other brands commercials and hogging the limelight! Bounce Dryer Bar is so awesome using it will cause a giant, pumped-up dude to come crashing through your kitchen wall on a jetski. But don’t worry, because he’ll leave soon enough by flying through the ceiling. If this doesn’t sell their product by the [...]

Monday, March 26th, 2012

Neo Can’t Dodge Bullets

Neo, not the sharpest tool on the box, is obsessed with one thing, and that’s being able to dodge bullets. He just won’t stop going on about it, it’s the sort of thing that could really grate on you, so much so that you’d be tempted to help him on his way to dodging some [...]

Monday, March 26th, 2012

Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up (feat. Eminem)

Mitt Romney, he could be the next president of the USA if he has his way, but just who is this silver-tinted rich schmuck who dodges taxes and eats newborn babies for breakfast? Who’s the real Mitt Romney, not the media persona carefully created by his advisers? You won’t find out here but you’ll have [...]

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

The Shoes – Time To Dance

Jake Gyllenhaal takes to the hipster-laden streets of East London, shakes off his Brokeback persona and does his best American Psycho impression, and starts taking out those skinny-jean wearing mofos like they’re going out of fashion. Dressed in his fencing outfit he goes from party to party to club to snow strewn streets mercilessly wiping [...]

Friday, March 16th, 2012

Willy Wonka ‘You Get Nothing’ Remix

When Charlie and Grandpa Joe query about exactly when they’re going to get their lifetime’s supply of chocolate, Mr Wonka gets visibly upset and lets them know precisely the exact amount of chocolate they’ll be getting a lifetime’s supply of. And that amount is zero. SrslySirius puts his musical magic to this classic scene and [...]

Thursday, March 15th, 2012

Rap News 12 – Yes We Kony

It’s March, and the Internet delivers 2012’s first globe-consuming meme: the unstoppable, Kony 2012 video, which has highlighted the plight of African child soldiering like never before, but is it good, bad, painfully oversimplified, or praiseworthy for going viral without boobs or cats?

Wednesday, March 14th, 2012

Sarah Palin versus Julianne Moore

This is a scene by scene comparison of Sarah Palin’s appearances in the media and Julianne Moore’s interpretation of them in the “Game Change” movie. And it’s quite frightening how accurate a performance it is from Moore, she nails it pretty much. Which makes you wonder, maybe Palin has been replaced with Julianne Moore so [...]

Tuesday, March 13th, 2012

Superbad: Sex Scene Table Read

Remember the sex scene from Superbad? Well here it is in a different context as Michael Cera, Martha MacIsaac, Jonah Hill, Emma Stone, and Christopher Mintz-Plasse do a table-read of the NSFW scene from Superbad. It must be both embarrassing and hilarious as an actor to read through something like this. Still epic though.

Friday, March 9th, 2012

‘ME-ME-ME!!!’

Imagine being a world record holder for the longest time spent talking about oneself!? That is definitely something to put on the CV. Nay! It’s something to put on a billboard as tall as the sky that towers over earth for the citizens of the world to stare at each morning a they rise from [...]

Thursday, March 8th, 2012

Things Boys Don’t Understand & Vice Versa

The eternal question that both sexes spend waay to much time pondering over is finally answered by the internet sage herself, Jenna Marbles. She bestows upon us her talents and uses her wisdom of the ages to tell the internets what it is that boys don’t understand. Because she’s nice like that.

Wednesday, March 7th, 2012

How the KKK Got Beat by One Black Guy

A heart-warming tale this one, this man here is Johnny Lee Clary and is former member of the Ku Klux Klan who just happened to be their leader. Yeah, exactly. But then he became a born again Christian and now travels the earth preaching and hating on racism and his former group and all the [...]

Wednesday, March 7th, 2012

Project: S.E.R.A.

’28 Days Later’ Meets ‘Resident Evil’ – Project: S.E.R.A. is a promising, impressive short horror thriller from director Benjamin Howdeshell which, according to Ben himself, has several parts to come. And, if they’re anything like this then that can only be a good thing because it has a hot woman with a gun, zombie-types [...]

Monday, March 5th, 2012

Joe Hits On Girls

Joe, a man who likes to go around to different conventions and ask the attending crowds questions that you really shouldn’t, turns his questionable charms onto the laydeez. And to be fair to the man, he’s knocking them dead with his lolsome approach to picking up chicks. All the ‘forever alonez’ amongst you take note.

Friday, March 2nd, 2012

Trike Drifting

If you saw the video of that giant rope swing in the deserts of Utah, these are the same guys, but this time they’re not swining from epic ropes but instead they’ve created a montage of fully grown adults being towed along by a van on customized tricycles. It’s basically a real-life MarioKart, but sadly [...]