There has been a LOT of media attention lately about cruelty to cats, Cat Woman and her pussy-trashing incident caused an uproar in the pet-loving community. So it comes as a welcome relief in this day & age of inhumane treatment towards our little furry friends that a hero steps into the fray with an obvious love & respect towards the containment & protection of our feline friends – But alas, as with all good endevours, his attempts to help others is severly rebuked – Mike, you will always be someone i will look up to – LMAO!

We can all learn a great deal from fairy tales. I think the lesson is, if it’s been made into a Disney cartoon, then you can transfer the skills from that into real life. Like Beauty and the Beast for example. Don’t be afraid of bestiality, because if your human friends reject you as a freak and degenerate, at least the talking cutlery and tea pot will be your friend.

I don’t want to panic anyone but, we’re doomed! When animals start using technology – like in this video – we know we’re in trouble. I’ll admit the redneck hunting down these technophile creatures is probably still marvelling at his opposable thumbs, but still. I wouldn’t want to go hunting anything that knows how to communicate using wireless technology. I think he might need a bigger gun. Or GPS. Or some friends with Bluetooth.

We’re in Jerry Springer-style talk show territory here. So hang onto your mullet and prepare to barf as this fat excuse for a human being describes to us how – on that fateful summer, possibly at band camp – a dog licked her vajayjay as she bent over while she was naked and about to go skinny dipping. What a vision. WTF?

Next week, “I fucked a T-Rex in the ass and now I’ve got cat AIDS”.

Hey Scotty! Reach for them fucking lazers! Just when you think a video can’t get any more awesome, the one and only Chuck “Saviour of Bears” Norris turns up and starts kicking ass. Don’t fuck with the Chuck.

Nothing unusual about this, it’s just a leopard chilling it in a car catching a breeze keeping it real. It’s something we all see every day, or maybe not…The best thing about this awesome beast is the look he gives the camera at the end.

A fitting mashup of Quentin Tarantino’s classic heist movie and every 80s child’s favourite crime fighting foursome. It fits surprisingly well. So well in fact that this short trailer is better than the whole of the Ninja Turtles film. F#cking Cowabunga!

There’s lot’s of chat about whether this is real or fake. Talk about a waste of fucking time. Of course it’s fake. Is it silly? Yes. Good. Win.

It will be a shame when the cute meme runs out of steam for a dog with a dream of runniong through a stream is funnier than a ummm… fuck.

This would only be quite funny if the cat didn’t look so totally unimpressed.