Got something to say? Of course you have, the internet demands it of you. And what you’ve got to say is important, right? So why not get it carved in stone, or at least wood. Or get someone to unleash your thoughts onto the streets of Tokyo or Barcelona. All you’ve got to do is [...]

Who says you can’t have fun in your car anymore? F#ck the carbon footprint & embrace the culture of a new type of auto-emission. The sounds in this video are ACTUAL sounds from the Jeep. Everyone began rehearsing their parts 2 weeks before they shot the video. SWEET!!!

Looks like this guy didn’t just eat the brown acid but bathed in the stuff for the best part of a year, before their mind was consumed by sexual deviancy and the spirit of Bacchus after a wine and women binge. Enjoy it, but careful, you may end up an acid casualty just from watching [...]

There’s lot’s of chat about whether this is real or fake. Talk about a waste of fucking time. Of course it’s fake. Is it silly? Yes. Good. Win.

OK, I lied / fucked up. It’s not tomorrow, it’s the day after tomorrow. But it’s still The Mother of all Funk Chords.

Best title ever. Quite funny song. Get kids under 10 to sing it at birthday parties and it will cheer everyone up.

This Israeli DJ called Kutiman did the coolest thing ever: www.thru-you.com. The the site went down, then it came back up again and now he has stuck the whole lot on YouTube. It fucking ROCKS and that’s all there is to it. Tomorrow, the mother of all funk chords.

You will literally not believe your eyes when you watch this hair raising action sequence. How the hell did this ever get made? It is quite literally amazing, jaw dropping, extraordinary.

The Wanky Shit Demon is a hero for our times, for these shit, wanky times we live in. He will become huge and Steven Spielgerb will make a film about him with Tom Cruise in it that costs 1 trillion dollars and makes everyone happy and want to spend money again and cures everything. Hooray [...]

Awesome remix of Christian “Idiot” Bale’s criticism of a fellow professional on the set of the new Terminator. This remix is way funnier than the actual flip out.

Making stupid musical instruments out of scary looking obsolete cold war technology is the new er…  fuck knows what it is. But it’s kind of beautiful.

Balloons. Fucking each other. In all sorts of different ways. WIth others watching. Some dark new sub-perversion, a new strata in the murky geology of human desires, some sort of socially acceptable pedophilia/bestiality?  Nope. A marketing message. Ya gotta fucking love the internets.

There’s a lot of predictable waffle about whether this is racist or not. Does anyone actually think anyone of any colour would actually get remotely offended by this hilarious nonsense, or is it just do anything with anyone of another race and the sheep will squeal? Who fucking knows. Anyway the trumpet breaking is a [...]

The 3rd rule of the Internet is that everything has to look like it was thrown together in under 5 minutes with very little thought or attention given to production values.

There is way too much old useless shit on our planet, so anyone who can turn that old useless shit into a moving fire breathing mutoid dog motorbike should be more famous than some idiot who can play the guitar and write a decent tune. One day everything will look like this.

A very moving tale of an old psycho Spanish couple who like to psychologically torture animals and then kill them and keep their bodies as sort of sick trophies, mementos if you will, to their twisted little victories.

This is good for a multitude of reasons, one being that it just is, another being that good ole Rick finally got paid for all this nonsense, but the main one being that Rick Rolling is no longer subversive (anyone remember how it started?) and will go away and be replaced by something new and [...]

A great promo for the Whiley / Ronson tune Cash in my Pocket. It points the way forwards for all those city fuckheads who are single handedly (OK, maybe those cunt politicians helped out an awful lot) responsible for landing us in this terrible economic mess by forcing us, often at knifepoint, to max out [...]

Arty farty ads suck cock. You know the type of shit I’m talking about: some wannabe artist starts directing shitty commercials because it’s the only way he can fund his appalling cocaine habit, then decides that the only way to salvage his concience is to inflict 30 atrocious seconds of art-wankery on an uncaring world. [...]

There’s nothing out there except more election shite, so it’s time to return to the classics. Arguably the first ever viral ad, this deserves a place in some museum. If you’ve seen it watch it again anyway and wonder where the almosrt 10 years since you last saw it have disappeared to. If you’ve never [...]

The video below contains some explicit cartoon scenes, flashing lights and is FOR OVER 18’s ONLY.

Hot on the heels of the Diesel SFW porn thing from a few days ago comes this hilariously gross pr0no promo for . It’s creative, daring and different and based on the very funny premise that fat people actually have [...]

The dirty secret that the government doesn’t want you to know is that 99% of porn sucks dick. Really. Everyone claims to love porn but they’re lying. It’s like a really ugly person you only fuck because you’re desperate and then hate afterwards. Or like a blow out at McDonalds that you crave desperately and [...]

Just awesome. The most random thing imaginable ever. I’m lost for words.

A promo from some amazing new band. These guys are going to be bigger than Alphabeat. Check out the lyrics. Amaaaaaaaaaaaaazing dude!

Be warned – this file is a humungous 3.74Mg. However, it is worth a download if you like your ads weird and wonderful. This comes from a series of Playstation 2 ads, some of which were directed by David Lynch. This may be one of those – it’s certainly out there enough.
It’s not David Lynch [...]

Das ist ein SvitzerDuestch gepublistiert von das Eimune Defizienze Szndrome. Ist gemuste sezi mit das flobberdei Kok unt das gapeinger vaj drippink zer lüv juizer. Jah das gut pliz pliz givmi mur ov das bigge harde kok du bist ein studli menche essen muchte Rösti mit ei unt kase mit das shöv it in deepe [...]

This is way too long, but it’s fucking cool. Someone commented that it’s like being on LSD (Hoffman RIP), but they have clearly never been on LSD. LSD is hilariously funny, this isn’t. They do both go on way too long though.

If you haven’t seen this video before, you are probably not worth knowing.

IT’S TOTALLY MATH!

Unless there’s nudity and jiggling involved.
But I really couldn’t take my eyes off this video. I’ve no idea what it is, or what it’s trying to be, but the construction of it is awesome.