Am I the only one who thought the cat was actually dead just until the end of the video? It’s really tough to believe he is not crazed out of his mind & passed out on drugs or some other mind-altering substance, like alcohol. But it seems he’s just a really sleepy cat. REALLY sleepy. Either that or catnip is one helluva drug. Back to sleep puss-puss, we all wanna be in the happy place you are in.

Meet Ed Sheeran, he’s ginger but do let that put you off. Here he is, trying to get over his ex-girlfriend and forgetting the pain by getting drunk with a cat and let this be a lesson to cat owners everywhere: never let your cat get drunk because they are a mean drunk. A few brews and they’ll be full of rage lashing out at random strangers in a bar, getting you thrown out for being a twat and then they’ll bring models back to your flat so you can fool around with them, even though you’re ginger. True story.

Any song that boasts of featuring over 40 memes is going to get my attention. So grab your internet by the hand and dance a merry dance to double rainbows, Nyan Cat, the rage comics, and all the trimmings and trappings of the viral intraweb, here to bath your in their awesome. I think with this song they might just have managed to kill ALL the memes on the planet in one go.

Those lightsaber wielding, Force commanding kittens are back, this time flying their X-Wing Fighters round the halls of residence as they do battle to see which side will come out victorious, the Rebel Alliance or the Sith Lords. But don’t try this at home kitties, these two are complete pros, just look at the way Darth Kitty jumps out of that fighter. Total pro.

A young child gives her incredible analysis of pictures of kittens. Cutting through the veneer of metaphor that hangs heavy, tearing through the semantic web to reveal the Platonian absolutes that exist beyond space-time in their abstract forms. Either that or she’s recently done a lot of crystal meth!?

There is a myth of a cat, more terrifying than the tea party getting in to power, a cat who seems to glide through space-time like the laws of the universe were too base for it. It is a cat who defies any master who tries to control it. A cat they say was created by dead gods from another dimension. Avoid it if you can, blink in its company at your peril.

Not sure how to take this one, the fact that this cat is taking a dump on the toilet is impressive, but Robert De Niro’s cat can do that and flush it, so no biggie really. But what’s even more disturbing is the level of flatulence and general ass noises combined with the fact that the cat looks like it’s wrestling The Big One while trying to drop a couple of friends off at the pool.

If you’re one of those people at school who was never in the cool club and instead had to exist on the fringes of popularity, feeding off the likeability of other people like a human leech, then maybe you should’ve stolen the popular people’s pets, dressed them up like those popular people, and locked them in your shed. Seems like it worked for this woman. Be afraid.

It’s like the whole intertubes has been condensed down into a minute and a bits worth of footage, a world-wide-web singluarity. Cats, weirdos, Asians, nutshot, chicks, general WTFness that makes you wonder if you’re not just caught inside a crazy man’s fevered dreams, or somewhere in Goatse’s black hole. Is this real life, am i real, did i put the cat out?

You may think the Lord of the Sith is an evil fucker; getting his kicks out of torturing his only son, slaying his old buddy, enslaving the inhabitants of the galaxy and destroying people’s home planets like it was an exploding cracker. Well you know what, he’s also pretty ticklish. And he’s kinda cute when he’s ticklish. Bless.