Remember all those teenage hotshots back in the 90s breathlessly telling us that the Internet was going to usher in a new era in commerce, economic growth and intrapersonal communications – all this whilst we were still on 56kps dial up connections and the Internet basically couldn’t do shit? Well most of those fools are [...]

Just awesome. The most random thing imaginable ever. I’m lost for words.

There’s a big argument on YouTube about whether this clip is real or fake which just proves that the Internet eats itself about every 12 months. Soon we will all be arguing over whether the argument is real or fake, at which point we will have disappeared up our own arseholes and can all [...]

Most people would look at this clip and say awwww, how cute. On the face of it, a kitten dozing off is very sweet. But as with most cuteness, an awful reality lurks, barely concealed, beneath the surface. This kitten is on the nod. If you have no idea what that means, go down to [...]

How gratifying. Someone has gone to the trouble of making an ad for this site. And it’s good. Annoyingly I deleted his (her?) email before watching it and therefore didn’t say thanks. So, dude (ess?), if you’re reading this: nice job. Thanks. Peace. Vote Homer for prez.

A corker from the lovely Nokia advertising possibly the coolest new product since the Walkman – a phone that captures and sends video. Of course it won’t work properly for the next 2 years but when it does there will be a shitload of very embarrassing videos kicking around the ether.

The Internet loves its kitties. In fact we will probably discover, 2000 years hence, that the Internet was created by kitties as a sort of big public relations device to ensure humans never got sick of kitties and started stamping on their little heads instead of feeding and stroking them. In fact, it will probably [...]