From Sir Arthur C. Clarke to Terry Pratchett and Theodore Dalrymple (whoever the hell he is), some eggheads muse over God and what it all means and whether faith and reason can live together in unity. Or if whether believing in an unproven omnipotent being means you’re revolting against reason and morals and you worship death. God knows who’s closest to the true understanding of it all?

Meet Ed Sheeran, he’s ginger but do let that put you off. Here he is, trying to get over his ex-girlfriend and forgetting the pain by getting drunk with a cat and let this be a lesson to cat owners everywhere: never let your cat get drunk because they are a mean drunk. A few brews and they’ll be full of rage lashing out at random strangers in a bar, getting you thrown out for being a twat and then they’ll bring models back to your flat so you can fool around with them, even though you’re ginger. True story.

Here’s Liam Neeson on The Graham Norton Show, doing that seriously scary quote from his film “Taken” which he’s quite partial to leaving on people’s answering machines. But better than that, a fan of his asks him to record it as a voicemail greeting and being a decent chap, he obliges. Which just goes to show, not all celebs are assholes.

Mark Malkoff is living the Hollywood dream, but in the same rotten global economy we all are, so when he went to LA, instead of staying in a hotel, he asked celebrities if he could sleepover at their homes. Not really big celebrities like Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts but the ‘less’ major people who were in sitcoms many moons ago. And Kristen Schaal. And Chloe from 24. And the badass evil karate instructor from Karate Kid. Actually, this all sounds pretty good when you think about it…

Richard Dawkins who’s made a late career for himself out of offending religious types takes them to task here, effectively using their own arm to beat them into submission by claiming that had Jesus existed and not been a fictional creation he’d have been an atheist. Not doubt Dawkins would’ve been his best buddy and together they’d fly round the world and walk on water proclaiming that there is no God and aliens are selfish. Still. Let he without sin cast the first scathing comment.

If you’re a fan of Tom Cruise movies, then you might want to look away now. All one of you (and maybe stay up all night and write a mission statement about why this is evil?). For the rest of us we can lol it up till the Thetans come home, as Rich Hall sums up Tom Cruise’s entire career in the movies in just a few succinct lines. Then, after pwning Mr Scientology’s achievements in a few quips he delivers an epic punchline. A master. Maybe he should start a new religion?

This must’ve taken a long time and some dedication to complete, so props for that. A collection of quotes from various movies are edited together so that everyone from Arnie to Elvis to Bruce Lee to Morpheus joins together to give their unwitting rendition of Lionel Richie’s “Hello”. And what a marvellous performance it is, a thing of rare and treasured beauty the likes of which the world has never seen. Kind of.

Beardyman, who has the whole world in his mouth, but alas no beard, wows the audience at the BBC Comedy Proms, confusing the orchestra who possibly see him as a threat to their existence as should anybody who makes a living by making noise. It’s a fine performance and one that you wouldn’t really want to follow up, unless you’re a talking banana who juggles swim-wear clad models while unicycling over a pit of flaming grizzly bears. Watch this you should.

Proper weird! Back in the 1970s burgers were the height of sophistication in Britain and the job that everyone envied was cleaning cinema toilets, a much-sought after position and one that would have you as the most respected member of your community. It was also a time when criminals were doing a tidy trade in used condoms and people loved a decent swan curry. Oh, the nostalgia. Brings a tear to the eye.

“Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute plans.” – If you haven’t seen Breaking Bad then shame on you and your family. If you have seen it then you’ll know how breaking badass it is, as the dynamic duo, Jesse Pinkman & Walter H. White, go from bad to worse, and then back again – and you’ll enjoy this montage of POV shots taken mostly from inanimate objects like a frying pan, toilet, wood floor, dryer, shovel, sidewalk, parking lot, clipboard, roomba, grill, pizza, bathtub, refrigerator, pool, vent, cleaning brush. Lets get cooking.