Those South African weirdoes are back with a typically strange video that will probably haunt your dreams and have you waking for the rest of your life – cold and frightened, in the middle of the night – And there’s a lot of swearing in it too, but that can only be a good thing. right?. Anyway, i think you’ll find it freaky and I think you’ll like it a lot.

NO, they are not 2 webcam wannabes shaking their thang. If you’ve never heard the two words above, then where have you been all week? Both these acts that threaten the freedoms of the online world with their lameness have had bad press this week, thanks in no small part to thousands of websites going dark in protest against them. But if you’re still a little unclear as to what these beasts will do to our internets, this video will help explain it.

If you want to know what homophobic people say, just tune into Fox News or listen to a Republican presidential candidate and you’ll hear some spiteful, ignorant, idiotic bile that passes as informed opinion. It’s just further evidence of just how uneducated some people are and the fact they’re allowed on TV, really doesn’t do the TV shows they’re on much good.

It’s totally unhygenic, just like all of the best fetishes. Also, it looks like it’s origin is from Japan, so don’t make any quick assumptions just yet. If you’re wondering what it is she’s resting her tongue on, it’s not what you’re thinking. Whatever you’re thinking, it’s not that.


See! Doorknobs. What will they think of next?

If you wanted more evidence that the world is a shitbag and the sooner we can all emigrate to Mars and nuke a certain portion of the human race the better, then look here. Especially if you like wielding the flame of moral indignation and fury because your own life is a paragon of human behaviour and moral conduct, then you’ll love watching this spoilt toddler being all spoilt and that. ‘Honey Boo-Boo’ indeed!

Without even watching this, you know it’s going to be better than the 2011 remake. So get settled as the next two minutes and 19 seconds are going to be a joy, especially if you’re a big fan of John Carpenter’s original movie. And let’s face it, everyone on earth is a fan. Even you.

If you’ve got zombies and guns in a movie, it doesn’t matter what the story is, it’s going to entertain most people. It could be a romantic comedy starring Sandra Bullock as a single mom who has to write an email to her friend, but as long as zombies come in after a few minutes and Sandra Bullock whips out a magnum and starts blowing undead skulls to smithereens everyone’ll be lapping it up. Oh yeah, back to this…it’s pretty awesome!

Wasn’t gonna put this up, but i didn’t want the year to pass without paying homage to a classic. You’re perfectly entitled to a few WTF’s here, perfectly entitled. If anyone knows exactly what this mulleted man is up to (He has the voice(?) of an angel. Maybe.) then please send your answers to the usual address on the back of a postcard and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams and we’ll ensure that when you die a paradise of virgins will await you.

RE-DUB Alert!!! You’ve heard him whistle, now listen to him sing on the 80’s talk show.

They’ll be a time when the Singularity eventually hits and machines are able to rewrite their codes, better themselves, and eventually do away with us all together. Artificial intelligence theorist Eliezer S. Yudkowsky devised an experiment to test whether machines could reach such intelligence: keep the AI in a box and the only way it could get out is by convincing a human guardian to release it. This film has something to do with all that.

Faith made America strong–according to the Fascist mind of Rick Perry–and Rick Perry’s here to make it weak. As weak as his idiotic mind that hearts religion but lacks tolerance. Surely, somewhere in those doctrines there’s something about turning the other cheek (doesn’t matter where that cheek is on the body) and embracing your fellow man and woman. Maybe that’s Rick’s problem, he wants to embrace men and, so, just like when you really fancy someone at school, you act like you hate them, Rick’s doing that with gays. Basically Rick Perry’s a homosexual. The end.

Here’s the original ‘inferior’, official video. For some strange reason they have disabled comments!? (check out the likes/dislikes)