Entries Tagged as 'creepy'

Wednesday, December 26th, 2012

The Walking Dumb: The Walking Dead + Dumb Ways to Die Parody

There’s no denying it, zombies are pretty dumb, lumbering around all dead inside, driven by nothing more than the primal instinct to feast on the flesh of the living. If there wasn’t so many of them, waddling about like drunken revelers who’ve had too much, then they wouldn’t last five minutes.

Monday, December 24th, 2012

TSwift Fanvideo

Taylor Swift’s track ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’ gets a rather disturbing parody, as Overly Attached Girlfriend lives up to her meme name and sends fear into the hearts of men the whole internet over with this overly attached rendition. If you were her ex, you’d be filling the restraining order right about [...]

Saturday, December 22nd, 2012

600 Pound Mom Gets Paid to Eat

Meet Donna Simpson, she’s spent years getting paid top dollar to munch her way through transfat-laden junk like tacos and pizza on “fat fetish” cam sites. After doing this for some time she’s ended up at a ridiculous 600lbs, now she’s struggling to lose the weight in order to get a normal life back for [...]

Sunday, December 16th, 2012

12.21.12 End of the World? #FailFix

So as we enter the final week of our existence and the countdown begins to the end of the world, lets take a moment to reflect on what advantages the Mayan prophecy has presented us with. Sure there might be erupting volcanoes and rivers of lava blocking our escape from the marauding zombies intent on [...]

Friday, December 7th, 2012

Vent Your Wrath!

OK, prepare for the worst, as Olivier Newton-John and John Travolta team up for what can only be described as an audiovisual turd. It’s so sickeningly saccharine that after you’ve puked your guts up then you can only laugh at it. The good news: This album’s proceeds go to charity, split between the foundations set [...]

Wednesday, November 21st, 2012

The Horror Portfolio

Ever wondered what 64 horror movies in a five minute montage looked like? They look like this–for maximum effect watch very late at night on your own with the wind howling outside and the shadows creeping up the walls so you’ll not sleep and wake up the next day tired and angry and with a [...]

Monday, November 19th, 2012

Two-legged Robot Sighted In Pasadena

Talk about beyond weird, a freaky looking bot walks past a diner in Pasadena, CA. Where the hell is he going? This is one of many recent sightings of some freaky looking automated machines on the move in USA. It looks like the Skynet prophecy is actually coming true and as more and more reports [...]

Wednesday, November 7th, 2012

Google House View (beta) – {The Kloons}

They’ve invaded towns and cities, the Grand Canyon, the Amazon, so the next logical step would be to come into your home and invade your privacyz. So be careful what you get up to, because Google are coming with their 9-eyed camera to find your home and invade the fuck out of it.

Saturday, October 27th, 2012

Jam – Sex for Houses

With the housing market being a bit shaky at the moment and the credit crunch hitting some people hard, maybe it’s time we looked at this Chris Morris sketch for inspiration. You could use sex to bargain with, sex in exchange for dropping the price, sex before the exchange of contracts. And not just penetrative [...]

Monday, September 24th, 2012

The Mistake

Tropfest is the world’s largest short film festival that you’ve probably never heard of, but don’t let that put you off. There’s loads of festivals you’ve probably never heard of. Like, well, like loads. Anyway, this is a finalist in their competition and it’s pretty violent and there’s lots of blood and a couple in [...]

Tuesday, September 18th, 2012

Fragile Childhood – Monsters

Prepare to get freaked the fuck out with this terrifying film from a Finnish company called Fragile Childhood, who are trying to raise awareness about how excessive alcohol consumption (the Fins heart their vodka) can affect a child. Not sure if it can affect them as much as this will affect drunk people who are [...]

Wednesday, September 12th, 2012

Kubrick // One-Point Perspective

Kogonada is a video remixer who’s fond of making short montages of a director’s work seen through a particular stylistic habit, like Tarantino From Below, and this video which shows the work of Kubrick from the one-point perspective, which highlights Kubrick’s use of symmetry to unsettle and unnerve his audience.

Monday, September 10th, 2012

Orgy Scheming – Sex House – Ep. 8

There’s only so long you can delay the inevitable and so it goes that the Onion sex house was, inevitably, going to descend into an orgy. But this being the Onion the orgy involves a tragedy in the sex shackles with added creepiness. Win-win all round then.

Tuesday, September 4th, 2012

Play Dead

Dogs vs zombies, who would win? We know from ‘The Thing’ that dogs come off worse when battling shape-shifting creatures from outer space, but zombies? Man’s best friend might well live up to that name and reconfirm their title as greatest pet if they manage to defeat the undead.

Friday, August 17th, 2012

11 Drunk guys play Slender | Part (1/2)

Playing scary horror games drunk is the best and only way they should be played. And you should always record it so you can then upload it to YouTube and the world can laugh at the girly screams you and your buddies make when negotiating your way through the game like a bunch of pussies.

Tuesday, August 7th, 2012

Scare Tactics: Human Auction

LOL! Human trafficking and sexual exploitation are played for laughs in a prank on this model. She thinks she’s helping auction off a necklace but, megalulz, it’s actually her that’s being sold. Her friend who set her up is lucky she didn’t get punched in the eye. Reality TV just gets better and better in [...]

Tuesday, August 7th, 2012

“Suckablood” – Short Horror Film

All those people still sucking their thumbs (yes, that means you, we know all about your little secret!), take heed from this cautionary tale in set a Gothic style, which tells the story of a little girl who daren’t suck her thumb lest she unleash the might of the monstrous Suckablood! True story. Be afraid.

Thursday, August 2nd, 2012

Guy Thinks His Sister is Hot

You get all sorts on Reddit, just check out this freakozoid, going on about how he’s got the hots for his sister. Come on dude! That is not on, for one you shouldn’t be thinking it and two you don’t go posting to the world about it on a social media site. Stick around for [...]

Monday, July 16th, 2012

Claycat’s EVIL DEAD II

One of the greatest movies in the history of hyperbolic statements about movies gets a claymation version courtesy of Lee Hardcastle’s remake of Sam Raimi’s comedy-horror classic, this time starring claymation cats. It’s a trick. Get an axe.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2012

Fletch & Vaughan: ‘This is What Crazy SOUNDS Like’

Two amusing New Zealand radio presenters, Fletch & Vaughan, read out the ‘What Crazy Looks Like Via Text Messaging” post which found its way onto the internet and harrowed everyone who read it. But, just in case you weren’t quite sure how crazy this woman is, these two reiterate it, while it’s handily illustrated using [...]