Yep, women are pretty amazing, especially when they’re wandering around with a background of ambient music in a bikini with water splashing all over them, in slow-motion, or dancing at a nightclub in skimpy clothes. Unfortunately the reality for most of us isn’t really reflected in this, but hey, we can but dream. What else is the internet for, if not for fantasy? (and DO NOT say Facebook!)

Make sure you’re not watching this in the office, or if you are, make sure you work in the sort of place that doesn’t firewall everything but the office intranet and you can just claim you’re researching. Researching women who look like a hot mess in skimpy clothes and multi-coloured hair. And who doesn’t like those sorts of women.

If that title didn’t have you clicking like a mad person to watch this video, then you have something deeply, darkly, horribly wrong with you. Because only the sanest amongst us would want to watch the macabre spectacle of dead frog’s dancing controlled by a Midi controller and a Midi signal.

Mr Crazy Man ventures into the world of music videos for this weird-as-fuck BBQ scene set in a back yard where women take their tops off and men scream in anguish, while Lynch’s high-pitched voice describes the ensuing chaos. Basically, it’s typical Lynch and you wouldn’t want it any other way.

Boromir was right, one does not simply walk into Mordor, they ‘Rock their body’ through the black gates… Today is a special day for you because today is the day you see Lord Sauron shake his booty and get down with the fellowship to prove that all that fighting and unpleasant business was just a show for the cameras. Once they stop rolling this is how they do things in Middle Earth. One dance to rule them all.

Take a look at Keith Apicary here, from seeing him you’ll think he’s a bit of a joker and is in this audition just to wind everyone up. But that’s only partly true, because he’s actually a damn fine dancer, who’s got some neat skills. Let’s just hope Kimberly puts him in the video. This is one to show the grand-kids when you are old and wrinkly, show them how once, when the internet was awesome, things like this came together in perfect harmony.

Meet the gorgeous Madalina, she is a model. Watch enthralled as she sways and writhes in time with the throbbing dubstep beats of Darren Leigh Purkiss‘ track, “The Persian”. Whilst the online fashion website Motilo is all about helping you choose the best clothes to put on, this proves there’s still plenty of fun to be had whilst taking them off. And for that we salute you.

Marina is a singer who gives not a fuck about showing her roots when it comes to dying her hair, and from that small act of rebellion you can gather that she’s cut not from the same cloth as the BRIT School for Performing Arts personages that clutter up the charts. And for that we salute her.

The first things those apes did after they could talk and they ran off to Muir Woods National Monument to be free and plan the demise of humankind, was rave. They guzzled loads of fermented fruit, got totally out of their tree, they went completely bananas. This documentary footage of them is testament to that. Now, where are my Disco-ball underpants?

Give a video a title like this and it’s bound to get lots of attention — and why not? It’s got naked people and it’s got musical chairs, the perfect combination for the perfect night. It’s the most fun you can have without any clothes on. No wait, that’s not right…