Here you go, a massive scrap between rival Ukranian soccer fans, 120 sluggers from FC CSKA Kiev versus 150 bruisers from some Dynamo Kiev, to find out which team has the toughest fans? The result is a particularly epic scrap that puts Brad Pitt and Edward Norton to shame and is a totally pleasant way for one to spend a sunny Sunday afternoon. Don some boxing gloves, rip off the jolly shirt, and kick ten tons off shit out of complete strangers. It’s the beautiful game. Bravo.

His mom gives him the nod, “The camera’s pointing at you son”. And that’s it, he’s off owning his 15 minutes of glory busting strange karate type moves up and down the steps, high-fiving, diving, ducking. It’s like someone’s shoved a firework up his ass and watched him go. This is as close to spontaneous genius-tastic as it gets!

A terrifying new fashion movement is sweeping the United kingdom calling itself the ‘Evisu Defence League’. They have been splitting communities up and down the country with their extreme and offensive ideas on fashion – It consists of Reebok Classics, Evisu jeans, Stone Island jackets & Lonsdale hoodies – if you have that combination of clothes then you are in danger of being one of them! BEWARE! The EDL takes shit fashion VERY seriously!

If there’s one thing more annoying than Sam ‘Fucktard’ Gamgee, it’s those fucking vuvuzelas. Even Middle Earth isn’t safe from their incessant bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. One Noise to rule them all, One Noise to find them, One Noise to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of South Africa where the Vuvuzelas lie. “This summer it’s pain like you’ve NEVER felt it before!”, come back Sauron, all is forgiven!

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What a difference a goal makes. All the big names of the game are here, Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney, Didier Drogba and…Homer Simpson. And it also features a ginger beard, courtesy of a failed trailer trash Rooney. It’s probably the only advert some people cream their pants over. It’s directed by Alejandro Iñárritu who directed the awesome Amores perros. Enjoy.

Now this is the sort of sport I could really get into, I don’t want to see grown men kicking an evolved pig’s bladder about a field while they dive and prance about like a bunch of ballerinas. Who gives a shit? I want to see gorgeous women shaking their soccer balls. Goal!