This man has a message to give to the world. And he doesn’t want to communicate it via the usual methods – speech, email, phone call. That won’t do for a man of his calibre, he has to carve his message into a tree using a chainsaw. Watch those fingers.

The Suicide Girls show us how to roll a joint; in case any of you hadn’t yet acquired this essential life skill. If you haven’t then shame on you, you need a grounding in the classics – start with Cheech and Chong’s Up in Smoke.
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There’s lot’s of chat about whether this is real or fake. Talk about a waste of fucking time. Of course it’s fake. Is it silly? Yes. Good. Win.

Marty. His dad is Asian. He gardens. You will like him. Now go put lemons around your cactii.