Have you laughed at a fat person today? No? Well now’s the time. And this girl isn’t just fat, she’s a Twilight fangirl as well. How she can love something so shite is anyone’s guess. At least she’s happy though. Now go eat another bucket of chicken Snorlax!

We all like going to the movies and eating popcorn, shoveling it into our fat faces handfuls at a time. But it’s so fucking expensive. It’s corn! So why am I paying $7 a bag! WTF? Here’s what to do; get a giant popcorn machine like this, charge everyone a $1 and they can grab [...]

Stick a fork in her because she is done…with this relationship. Oh girlfriend, you go! Sisters have got to stick together in those troublesome, heartbreaking, despondent times when a relationship fails. Stick together using their lips that is.

Being stuck on the freeway is enough to make you see red but this guy scares the crap outta me – Not only is it obvious he’s suffering from some sort of Tom Hanks ‘Wilson – Castaway’ complex, but he’s also driving with one hand and not paying much attention to the road as he [...]

A Japanese piss-take of Susan Boyle – they’ve got the ugly gormless gremlin-turd that’s just crawled out of Gollum’s ass-crack down to a tee. This video will give you your WTF fix for the day – and the fact that I have no idea what the fuck they’re saying makes it even more enjoyable.

OMFG, don’t go into the woods, you may end up coming to with the blood of a bunch of Na’vi role playing freaks on your hands, after you see them and then enter some kind of unholy, terrible rage. Right, I’m off to go and put some toilet rolls in a tree and so turn [...]

Lets face it, Valentines day sucks! You give your heart to some beautiful babe and you leave fate to a cruel inevitability that will result in your love being shattered into a million tiny little pieces that will be stamped on and ground into a smelly dog turd. Give the person you love THIS instead [...]

Namaste! It’s the opening credits of Lost seen through a kaleidoscope of swinging 60s campness; all that’s missing is some “KA-POWs”, a few “”KER-PLOPs” and a “FLRBBBBB!”. And maybe Adam West and Burt Ward “climbing” a wall. If only.

It’s Jamal Smith ladies and gentlemen, the world’s most awesome skateboarder. Not only is he a badass on the board but he’s also a philosopher, poet, raconteur and cultural nutritionist. Gadda da mean? Fo sho ya gadda da mean! Yeh, yeh.

Michael Caine, the most powerful man on the planet, just one long stare from him can reduce beautiful women to post-orgasm quivering jellies, it’s TRUE! In this scene Sir Michael demonstrates the power of his glare to a young Meg Ryan at a certain New York Deli – Be afraid, VERY afraid!

You can’t help getting the feeling that something is going to happen, right? Other than some wimpy dork lifting weights. Will his arm snap like a popsicle stick? Will his grip slip causing the barbell to come crashing down on his throat? You don’t have a dog in hell’s chance of knowing what cums next [...]

David Attenborough eat your f#cking heart out. Whoever says that nature programs are boring has obviously never seen this. Welcome to the fascinating world of the voracious predator known to many as the ‘Cougar’. Pray you never become separated from the pack and meet one!

When driving around in the countryside the last thing you want to happen is to find out you bought you vehicle from a complete joker. The only way to find out whats wrong when you break down is look under the hood, it might not be what you expected – OMG!

It’s that age-old question answered, do the freaks of God really possess a soul? Be honest, however sorry you feel for someone with red hair you just can’t help thanking the heaven’s above that it’s not bestowed on you…..And then you laugh uncontrollably – This dude is not doing his kind much service with his [...]

It’s a strange day indeed when you are lost for words while watching a small Japanese man dancing in his underwear in his bedroom. I’m normally used to seeing cute girls in this prediciment, but this is just too much of a visual overload for my braincell to handle – OMG!

More terrifying than a thousand flesh-hungry zombies coming to wear your organs like fashion accessories and neck flaming shots of your blood: 28 Drinks Later is a brilliant film short by Nicholaus Goossen – So be careful to only have “just the one” or this could be humanity’s fate. This time we drink to forget.

Tony Jaa in one of the greatest fight sequences of all time. From the movie Protector. This entire fight scene was filmed on one camera, with no wires, no camera tricks – This is awesome!

I love politics, well, thats not entirely true, but we seem to be hearing the word ’scandal’ quite a lot recently and thats when politics gets VERY interesting! Here’s a cheeky little parody of Simon & Garfunkel’s famous tune, based on recent political events in Northern Ireland – Middle-of-the-road politicians & music mix superbly!

Could it really be true? The face tracking feature of the HP web cam will not recognize or track black faces, the webcam refuses to pick up negros & this dude is slightly bummed as he bought one for Xmas! You have to watch this video – It’s hilarious!

2009 – And to quote that sad old git Dickens, “It was the best of times, (and for some of us) it was the worst of times!”. Here’s a rundown of extreme lolage from the past year. Their parents would be so proud… if they weren’t in this video!

Ladies! Sometimes a catch comes along like this that is just too tempting to pass by! This little bedroom charmer has a life resume that will leave you drooling and reaching for the telephone to get a date with him before it’s too late! Or…maybe an emo super-nerd (destined to be a virgin forever) isn’t [...]

Some people say that anyone can be a rap star in today’s multi-functional autotune world, i say leave rapping to the rappers! One exception to the rule ‘could’ be Mominom!, she has all the elements of a silver surfing singer and some badass movez (and i mean BAD!) – ENJOY!

So you’ve watched the film (over 5 times) and you just can’t stop thinking about those weird & wonderful (& yes, kinda cute) creatures that live in the forest that seem to be able to destroy modern warfare equipment with bows & arrows – Now it’s time to look just like one with some make-up [...]

Run! Bitch Run! Trailer from Freak Show Entertainment on Vimeo.
Women, a good lesson learned is to leave them well alone when any type of blood is involved and this scary scenario is NO exception! Nothing can stop her from killing the people who did this to her, and we are not talking about a broken [...]

Move over, Chicago Bears -there’s a new Shufflin’ Crew in town! Who’d have ever though that sex offenders were such a musical molesting mob? I’m impressed. The state of Florida have come up with a great idea to get sex offenders back into society with this awesome & catchy song. Pop-Pedo-Tastic!

Miles Fisher covers Talking Heads’ This Must Be the Place in this tribute to the psychotic 80s pop-music analysing yuppie, Patrick Bateman. And he looks uncannily like Christian Bale, I hope no directors of photography were harmed in the making.

I knew there would come a time when the golden age of home-alone hotties dancing in their bedrooms to their webcams would come to an abrupt end & mutate into something new – This is SO disturbingly surrealy twisted that i kinda like it – WTF !?

Are you ready for some octogenarian eye candy? Just remember, you are never too old to be a hawtie and appeal to the opposite sex, whatever is going on ‘down there!’ Shot in a real-life hernia hospital (sexy!), it teaches us all how to love. And some science – RESULT!

Who needs X-factor, who needs the press telling me who i should be listening to – F#ck all that! I know what i like and what i’m liking right now is the voice of an angel trapped in a slightly over weight man, who would have thought it was possible to produce such a harmonious [...]

It is finally here, the moment we have all been waiting for since the first episode of the OC. Although Rachel doesn’t want to display her awesome asstes, it is edited so well that it leaves nothing to your imagination. It could ‘almost’ be her, right?!