Entries Tagged as 'it's monday'

Monday, October 13th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time is a relative concept and it’s non-linear too, so while you’re sitting at your desk this Monday morning just imagine you’re somewhere else, let’s say flying across the universe waving at comets and planets as you sail past them like some kind of cosmic surfer. Now imagine you’re back at your desk and you’re [...]

Monday, October 6th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is like a video gamme and so, come to that, are Mondays. You play cautiously all through the week, saving your health and energy, making safe and responsible decisions to keep you out of hars way. Then comes Friday night and you hit the ‘f#ckit’ button and go all Leeroy Jenkins on the weekend [...]

Monday, September 29th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the point of writing this, eh? Is it to inject some hope into you all that the next 5 days are going to be bearable, because let me tell you, once you have drunk from the cup of a Friday night and sung the songs and danced the dance of the weekend, you [...]

Monday, September 22nd, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s the end of the weekend. But don’t feel too angry about it all, because just imagine if you worked in a slaughterhouse. That would be worse, right? Or imagine if you lived opposite a slaughterhouse, that would be even worse. The view out your window would [...]

Monday, September 15th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time has ticked along and again you find yourself at the end of one thing and the beginning of something else. If only the two could somehow get along then we’d all be better off, but they can’t. The weekend and Monday will never see eye-to-eye because they are just too different, too at ends [...]

Monday, September 8th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Monday is never going to beat last Monday. Because last Monday was a no work day, and it also gave the world The Fappening which if nothing else gave everyone something to talk about by the water cooler when they got back in the office on Tuesday. Nevermind, you’ll always have the internet to [...]

Monday, September 1st, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another weekend goes by and all you’ve got to show for it is a hangover, a few bills for drinks you didn’t even know you bought and the nagging sensation of having to start a new working week. But hey, at least we have the internet, the greatest tool for avoiding work the world has [...]

Monday, August 25th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Start your week as you mean to go on, by totally slacking off and watching some funny videos on the internet. That way you won’t ever get the chance to be pissed off because it’s Monday, and before you know it it’ll be the weekend and you’ll have a satisfying amount of cat videos under [...]

Monday, August 18th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so, the cycle of your working life begins again—for another round of pretending to give a damn about spreadsheets and product evangelising and incentivising and God knows what else. But don’t worry, there’s always the internet to go to in your hours of need. Let’s start with the videos below.

The Matrix with 8-bit sounds [...]

Monday, August 4th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How the hell did it get to Monday so quickly again? So, we are at the start of the week and it’s time to take out the trash that was the weekend and toss it into the street along with all your hopes and wishes. But fear not, there are only 5 days to endure [...]

Monday, July 28th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, here we are again, the week plays it’s evil game and after a weekend of fun and gay abandon we find ourselves back at the start of another five days of toil and sweat before we get the chance to let loose and party again. The only advice i can give is take a [...]

Monday, July 21st, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you’re feeling particularly tired this Monday morning, just remember that tiredness is a state of mind. In fact the entire construct of reality is a state of mind, so just imagine you’re on a beach with a cold one starring out to the crisp ocean gleaning in the hot sun. Or just watch these [...]

Monday, July 7th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s that time of the week again, you know it well. The time when you have to get up early and commute with a bunch of other people who don’t want to be there to get to an office you don’t want to be in to waste the day away watching videos on the internet. [...]