Entries Tagged as 'it's monday'

Monday, September 22nd, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s the end of the weekend. But don’t feel too angry about it all, because just imagine if you worked in a slaughterhouse. That would be worse, right? Or imagine if you lived opposite a slaughterhouse, that would be even worse. The view out your window would [...]

Monday, September 15th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time has ticked along and again you find yourself at the end of one thing and the beginning of something else. If only the two could somehow get along then we’d all be better off, but they can’t. The weekend and Monday will never see eye-to-eye because they are just too different, too at ends [...]

Monday, September 8th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Monday is never going to beat last Monday. Because last Monday was a no work day, and it also gave the world The Fappening which if nothing else gave everyone something to talk about by the water cooler when they got back in the office on Tuesday. Nevermind, you’ll always have the internet to [...]

Monday, September 1st, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another weekend goes by and all you’ve got to show for it is a hangover, a few bills for drinks you didn’t even know you bought and the nagging sensation of having to start a new working week. But hey, at least we have the internet, the greatest tool for avoiding work the world has [...]

Monday, August 25th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Start your week as you mean to go on, by totally slacking off and watching some funny videos on the internet. That way you won’t ever get the chance to be pissed off because it’s Monday, and before you know it it’ll be the weekend and you’ll have a satisfying amount of cat videos under [...]

Monday, August 18th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so, the cycle of your working life begins again—for another round of pretending to give a damn about spreadsheets and product evangelising and incentivising and God knows what else. But don’t worry, there’s always the internet to go to in your hours of need. Let’s start with the videos below.

The Matrix with 8-bit sounds [...]

Monday, August 4th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How the hell did it get to Monday so quickly again? So, we are at the start of the week and it’s time to take out the trash that was the weekend and toss it into the street along with all your hopes and wishes. But fear not, there are only 5 days to endure [...]

Monday, July 28th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, here we are again, the week plays it’s evil game and after a weekend of fun and gay abandon we find ourselves back at the start of another five days of toil and sweat before we get the chance to let loose and party again. The only advice i can give is take a [...]

Monday, July 21st, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you’re feeling particularly tired this Monday morning, just remember that tiredness is a state of mind. In fact the entire construct of reality is a state of mind, so just imagine you’re on a beach with a cold one starring out to the crisp ocean gleaning in the hot sun. Or just watch these [...]

Monday, July 7th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s that time of the week again, you know it well. The time when you have to get up early and commute with a bunch of other people who don’t want to be there to get to an office you don’t want to be in to waste the day away watching videos on the internet. [...]

Monday, June 30th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tell you what’s going to get you through this turd of a morning. Just look up Brian Eno’s “An Ending (Ascent)” on YouTube, put your headphones in and press play and then just wait for the soothing sounds to wash over you, as you journey up among the stars for a few, precious, sacred [...]

Monday, June 23rd, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christ, is it Monday already again? One minute you’re sitting there watching the soccer because once every four years you’re a fan, the next thing you know you’re on the commute to work with your face in someone’s armpit. Sheesh Monday, you could take it easy for once, you know? Here’s some LOLZ to [...]

Monday, June 16th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So the World Cup’s started already, and while you probably can’t hold too high hopes for winning it if you’re supporting the USA or England—or pretty much any one of the teams apart from about 6 of a total of 32—it’s a time where the world can unite as one… in their utter contempt for [...]

Monday, June 9th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The best way to survive the Monday blues is to pretend like it’s still the weekend, so whatever it was you were doing just continue it unabated. And if the boss wonders why you’re drinking beer at 10 in the morning, you tell him you’re just prepping yourself for a very important client meeting with [...]