Entries Tagged as 'it's monday'

Monday, December 15th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure it may be a few weeks until the festive season but you can’t start slacking off just yet, so it’s back to work as normal this cold Monday morning—time to face up to the week and count down the days until you break up for the holidays and then you can party onwards every [...]

Monday, December 8th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So here we are again, that same time of the week that fills most people with dread and bitterness. A time to scowl at your co-workers and avoid doing any actual work for as long as is humanly possible. And thanks to the internet that can be a very VERY long time. Like, all day. [...]

Monday, December 1st, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Monday, why do you have to be so cruel? Why do you have to exist, at all? Who knows. Maybe it’s some kind of sick joke perpetrated on us by an unforgiving universe. A way for us to have to experience the shock of a new working week, again and again for the rest [...]

Monday, November 24th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

‘Monday, Monday, so good to me; Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be. Oh, Monday morning, Monday morning couldn’t guarantee. That Monday evening you would still be here with me’– The Mamas & The Papas, what a bunch of total bastards! A whole frikking upbeat song about the worst day of the [...]

Monday, November 17th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Try not to feel too hard done by this Monday morning, just remember the rest of the world is feeling exactly like you do. Except Steve from accounts. That swine. He always seems so happy and full of life on a Monday morning. It’s sickening. The only salvation you have is these funny links. But [...]

Monday, November 10th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s Monday which means it’s time to start radiating hate from every pore of your being and fix your face into a scowl so that anyone who approaches you knows what to expect. No doubt they will have their own scowl in place and will know better than to approach anyone on a Monday morning [...]

Monday, October 27th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another day for you to rise up to the challenge of impressing the boss, heading for that promotion, outshining your colleagues, putting out fires left, right and center, bringing in new business, getting on top of those tasks you’ve left for too long, and grabbing the bull by the horns. Or, you could just watch [...]

Monday, October 13th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time is a relative concept and it’s non-linear too, so while you’re sitting at your desk this Monday morning just imagine you’re somewhere else, let’s say flying across the universe waving at comets and planets as you sail past them like some kind of cosmic surfer. Now imagine you’re back at your desk and you’re [...]

Monday, October 6th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is like a video gamme and so, come to that, are Mondays. You play cautiously all through the week, saving your health and energy, making safe and responsible decisions to keep you out of hars way. Then comes Friday night and you hit the ‘f#ckit’ button and go all Leeroy Jenkins on the weekend [...]

Monday, September 29th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the point of writing this, eh? Is it to inject some hope into you all that the next 5 days are going to be bearable, because let me tell you, once you have drunk from the cup of a Friday night and sung the songs and danced the dance of the weekend, you [...]

Monday, September 22nd, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s the end of the weekend. But don’t feel too angry about it all, because just imagine if you worked in a slaughterhouse. That would be worse, right? Or imagine if you lived opposite a slaughterhouse, that would be even worse. The view out your window would [...]

Monday, September 15th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time has ticked along and again you find yourself at the end of one thing and the beginning of something else. If only the two could somehow get along then we’d all be better off, but they can’t. The weekend and Monday will never see eye-to-eye because they are just too different, too at ends [...]