Entries Tagged as 'it's monday'

Monday, January 26th, 2015

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another weekend rolls by like some kind of cruel indication of what life would be like if you were rich. But you’re not, so it’s back to it for another week of incentivising, of idea showers, of getting your ducks in a row, of climbing that strategic staircase to pluck the low hanging fruit. And, [...]

Monday, January 19th, 2015

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here we are again. The beginning of a new week, a new you. A week where you’re going to get on top of that backlog of work, fight for that promotion, clean up your desk, clean up your hard drive, bring food in from home, and take up those side projects you’ve been meaning to [...]

Monday, January 12th, 2015

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So you’ve spent the first week back at work after the festive break and no doubt those fun times now seem like a distant memory. But we must go onwards into 2015 and you must start the year as you mean to carry on the rest of it. So that means checking out these links [...]

Monday, January 5th, 2015

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep. It’s Monday. And not just any Monday, but back to work after the festive break Monday. Even though you may have been back at work in between, let’s be honest, you didn’t really get much work done, did you? And now the full horror of being sat back at your desk in the office [...]

Monday, December 22nd, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s that time again, the birth of a new and wondrous week, a week filled with joy and hope and opportunity! Nah, only kidding. It’s another week of hell and despair and hate. Well, it would be except this week’s cut short because of Christmas Day. So don’t be too down this Monday morn, unless [...]

Monday, December 15th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure it may be a few weeks until the festive season but you can’t start slacking off just yet, so it’s back to work as normal this cold Monday morning—time to face up to the week and count down the days until you break up for the holidays and then you can party onwards every [...]

Monday, December 8th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So here we are again, that same time of the week that fills most people with dread and bitterness. A time to scowl at your co-workers and avoid doing any actual work for as long as is humanly possible. And thanks to the internet that can be a very VERY long time. Like, all day. [...]

Monday, December 1st, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Monday, why do you have to be so cruel? Why do you have to exist, at all? Who knows. Maybe it’s some kind of sick joke perpetrated on us by an unforgiving universe. A way for us to have to experience the shock of a new working week, again and again for the rest [...]

Monday, November 24th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

‘Monday, Monday, so good to me; Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be. Oh, Monday morning, Monday morning couldn’t guarantee. That Monday evening you would still be here with me’– The Mamas & The Papas, what a bunch of total bastards! A whole frikking upbeat song about the worst day of the [...]

Monday, November 17th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Try not to feel too hard done by this Monday morning, just remember the rest of the world is feeling exactly like you do. Except Steve from accounts. That swine. He always seems so happy and full of life on a Monday morning. It’s sickening. The only salvation you have is these funny links. But [...]

Monday, November 10th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s Monday which means it’s time to start radiating hate from every pore of your being and fix your face into a scowl so that anyone who approaches you knows what to expect. No doubt they will have their own scowl in place and will know better than to approach anyone on a Monday morning [...]

Monday, October 27th, 2014

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another day for you to rise up to the challenge of impressing the boss, heading for that promotion, outshining your colleagues, putting out fires left, right and center, bringing in new business, getting on top of those tasks you’ve left for too long, and grabbing the bull by the horns. Or, you could just watch [...]