It finally happened, after decades of trying to get the sneaky Roadrunner, without regard to personal injury, the hapless Coyote gets lucky and kills the feathered foe for good and feasts on his remains (Best not to question how Wile E. turns a bloody smushed corpse into a fine delicious looking dinner to eat at home?). But then, what do you do next after you have dedicated your entire life to chasing a bird with an annoying ‘beep-beep’? Things look grim for Mr. Coyote as he takes the only path possible.

Ok, so when it comes to the opposite sex, just what is black and what is white? DO those colors even exist in a female’s brain? Witness a social satire that points out that women should never be trusted or listened to. Unless they’re saying “Come on my tits”, in which case you still shouldn’t trust them, but you definitely can listen to them, unless they’re over 70, or you’re a pervert. Confused much?

It’s some pretty good advice for a kid, if someone offers you some candy and a ride in the back of their van, or maybe some nice, fresh crack cocaine and it all looks and sounds very VERY tempting, turn it down and just say NO! Thats right, no matter how much you want your life to spiral into an child-molesting, addiction-soaked nightmare, refuse this evil temptation. But roller skating on the other hand, now there’s an addiction. Or crystal meth. Or World of Warcraft! But you can always do that later.

Next time you want to go check out that shiny new tablet computer at Best Buy, just remember this video of a kid covered in his own snot wiping infected slime all over that nice looking piece of technology. Gross doesn’t come close to describing this.

Tablet Boy – Snot Remix
Let’s take that snot dragging hand movement from the top, shall we?

RE: Sick Kid Testing Out a Tablet in Best Buy
And of course the inevitable parody.

Next time you want to bully the gay guy at school, just remember who he’s friends with. Those hot girls he’s hanging around with who dote on his every word, they’re not his enemies. And if you hate the idea of gay people kissing, then you won’t want to see the HLA going on halfway through this video. But we all know you’ll watch it.

Here it is, the first fail compilation of the year and, as is fitting, it starts with some fireworks going wrong. Then it’s the usual bunch of addictive viewing as people headbutt walls, do the classic skateboard trick: the nustshot, and generally make a mockery of us all. If you thought had a bad January, at least you didn’t feature in this. Roll on February.

NO, they are not 2 webcam wannabes shaking their thang. If you’ve never heard the two words above, then where have you been all week? Both these acts that threaten the freedoms of the online world with their lameness have had bad press this week, thanks in no small part to thousands of websites going dark in protest against them. But if you’re still a little unclear as to what these beasts will do to our internets, this video will help explain it.

If you want to know what homophobic people say, just tune into Fox News or listen to a Republican presidential candidate and you’ll hear some spiteful, ignorant, idiotic bile that passes as informed opinion. It’s just further evidence of just how uneducated some people are and the fact they’re allowed on TV, really doesn’t do the TV shows they’re on much good.

It’s the end of the year and so as with everything, it’s time to roll out the best of from an endless variety of categories, and one of those categories is the fail. It’s been a good year for failing, both large and small, from the world’s economies to the Euro to politics and beyond. So here’s to failing.

Cuddly Charlie Manson the mass murdering crazie may be a psychopathic acid causality, but that doesn’t mean he can’t shake his thing and bust some moves like a one man, shoe shufflin’ dance party. All those years in prison, man’s gotta keep himself occupied. Charlie danced those years away. Whoop.