Here it is, the first fail compilation of the year and, as is fitting, it starts with some fireworks going wrong. Then it’s the usual bunch of addictive viewing as people headbutt walls, do the classic skateboard trick: the nustshot, and generally make a mockery of us all. If you thought had a bad January, at least you didn’t feature in this. Roll on February.

NO, they are not 2 webcam wannabes shaking their thang. If you’ve never heard the two words above, then where have you been all week? Both these acts that threaten the freedoms of the online world with their lameness have had bad press this week, thanks in no small part to thousands of websites going dark in protest against them. But if you’re still a little unclear as to what these beasts will do to our internets, this video will help explain it.

If you want to know what homophobic people say, just tune into Fox News or listen to a Republican presidential candidate and you’ll hear some spiteful, ignorant, idiotic bile that passes as informed opinion. It’s just further evidence of just how uneducated some people are and the fact they’re allowed on TV, really doesn’t do the TV shows they’re on much good.

It’s the end of the year and so as with everything, it’s time to roll out the best of from an endless variety of categories, and one of those categories is the fail. It’s been a good year for failing, both large and small, from the world’s economies to the Euro to politics and beyond. So here’s to failing.

Cuddly Charlie Manson the mass murdering crazie may be a psychopathic acid causality, but that doesn’t mean he can’t shake his thing and bust some moves like a one man, shoe shufflin’ dance party. All those years in prison, man’s gotta keep himself occupied. Charlie danced those years away. Whoop.

The cast and crew of Doctor Who perform like monkeys in front of the camera to celebrate David Tennant finally leaving and ending his over-hyped, child-at-Christmas performance of the Doctor. Just look how happy they all are in this clip, smiles as wide as the universe, even Mr Tennant himself is beaming with joy at his own departure. Sense a trace of bitterness anyone? That’s because i hate him for ending something epic and leaving the show. Haters are always gonna hate. Good. Times.

Those goddamn (pun most def intended) Creationists, it’s surprising they managed to evolve thumbs. But somehow, due to some weird mysterious science thing called evolution, they did. So if nothing else they should be thanking evolution for their thumbs, without which they’d find it hard to flick through their story books and read about all those fictional people that make up the bible.

Christ. Somebody’d better help that poor fat child. Not only is he probably on a diet of deep fried transfats, but he’s obviously getting neglected so his chubster of a mom and her twin of a mate can dance about and get themselves some YouTube love. Or hate. Plus he’s going to grow up thinking underwear should be worn on the outside of your clothes. But that’s only if you’re Superman.

In the ring, there are certain ways you can show an opponent what a badass you are, to psych them out and get them mentally against the ropes before you physically get them against them. And attempting to do a backflip and failing is not one of them. Really, it isn’t. Back to the day job.

What with the horror that happened in Norway, this once laughable bunch of racist thugs have been given a sinister edge. But just who the fuck are they? Well, with chants like “Who the f#ck is Alan(?)” and this insightful commentary you get to know just who these dickwads really are: Twats. With NO fashion sense.