When you’re a teenager you can get away with skipping school and acting like a selfish d-bag, but when you grow up into a big old adult and you’re still acting like that, there’s going to be some problems. So here he is, everyone’s fave high school drop out, on his last ever day off [...]

With the advent of the internet, time wasting need never involve staring into space again. For we have the multitude of nutshots, faceplants, fails, memes, lulz, cats, dreaming dogs, double-rainbows and all the other junk that fills our lives while we should probably be doing something else. So just in case you hadn’t wasted enough [...]

When it comes to using the roads, whether that be for crossing, cycling on or driving, no one likes following the rules. Rules are for idiots who like to stay alive, not idiots who like to die on the commute to work. In this video set in NYC it does a pretty good job of [...]

I just don’t get it. Do you? Yes, it’s that cliched line that’s reared its retarded head in movies throughout the ages, the line that you’ve probably never heard uttered by a real human in real life who wasn’t just quoting a film or trying to act like they were in a cheeseball action movie. [...]

Fascinating and insightful documentary from the peerless broadcaster. Another win for them, in their tireless exploration of the human being in all its manifest and intriguing forms, from kings, queens, prime minsters, war heroes, miners, scientists, cooks, musicians, and perhaps its most misunderstood and reviled: a total f#cking douchebag.

If there’s one question that’s balancing in restless anticipation on the very tip of everyone’s tongues it’s: What next for reality TV? Well, you’ll be glad to know it involves killer dolphins, bimbos, drag queens, space, love, hate, weight loss, and a bunch of other crazy stuff that will blow your skull wide open. The [...]

People think that right-wing fascist scum are out there with their prejudices walking boldly down the street screaming abuse at anyone who’s not an Aryan pure bred. But, has anyone thought about their feelings? About their bigoted, racist feelings? It’s not all hate and violence and rancid attitudes to your fellow human being, they can [...]

As if the devastation befalling Japan isn’t heartwrenching and appalling enough, there’s always one sick, twisted individual looking for attention. And in this instance it’s this douche-faced girl, praying to an absent God for the death of 1000s of individuals. Or just trolling the world? Either way, just how is a person supposed to fap [...]

Aka The ‘Douche Network’, full of beer-guzzling, brotastic frats. Puking up Yager through their nostrils, binge injecting kegs of beer into their buttholes and partaking in all sorts of real dumbass behaviour, for they are men. And not just any men, but bro-men. Just don’t call them gay. Even though they like getting wasted and [...]

What a year it’s been, what a year indeed! How could we have not come this far without hearing such immortal words such as “EAT the poo-poo!”, “Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber??!”, “Gingers have souls!”, “Double rainbow all the way!” and more fake crying than you could ever throw a box of Kleenex at. [...]

The modern ailments of constantly updating your Tumblr or tweeting about how you’re tweeting while conducting a Facebook quiz about what shade of orange you are, can be rather annoying. Even talking about how they’re rather annoying is rather annoying. So it’s a good job somebody had the decency to put it all into song.

Looks like a lot of people hurt themselves last month. And crashed their cars, failed their team, fell off their bikes and generally made a mockery of themselves. A real good month for it by the looks of things. The question to ask now is, will December be able to come up with the goods [...]

It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” – In case you weren’t aware, that beer you’re guzzling every chance you get–well, if it’s either Grolsch, Peroni or Miller–is doing damage to the world’s poor. Another instance of the first world ripping off the third that basically amounts to [...]

A great ad for, of all things, milk. Despite watching several I’m still not convinced milk helps you stand up better, but nor do I care one f#cking button. It’s people falling over like spastics and it’s hilarious, especially the fat running idiot who just won’t pay attention to signs from God, even when they [...]

Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world, that’s right, ALL of them. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.

Those two bastards are back and due to it being Halloween, they’ve chosen horror movies as the subject to spoil. You know the drill, look away now if you’re not a horror fan and haven’t seen lots of these films. Let’s be honest, if you’re not a horror fan then you probably don’t care either [...]