There is awesome, and then there is ‘AWESOME’, it pays to know the difference. The creators of Modified have described their latest offering as “your new favorite film, where Blade Runner, The Matrix and William Gibson’s novel Neuromancer collide. Bizarre.” – Meanwhile, commenters on b3ta have described it as, “like an early Depeche Mode [...]

It’s a movie about a children’s toy from the 1980’s starring a former professional wrestler. What’s not to love? Sure the storyline will probably stink up theaters across the globe something fierce, but if you’re there for the storyline you deserve everything you get. Come on, admit it, secretly you can’t wait for ‘G.I. Joe: [...]

If you thought Ryan Gosling was ten different types of intense in “Drive”, then forget about it. That’s peanuts, it looks like a day in Disney World compared to this epic story that tells of one man trying to navigate the murky underworld of fast food drive-thrus. A real human being, and a real [...]

It’s about time we had an Oliver Stone movie in the same vein as Natural Born Killers and this comes close. Taylor Kitsch & Aaron Johnson (”I’m Kick-Ass”) are two stoners who grow some weed and then find themselves facing off against a Mexican drug cartel who have kidnapped their girlfriend, which they share. Oo-er. [...]

It’s true when they say 90% of all the worlds weird sh#t comes straight from the heart of Japan. Schoolgirls, tentacles and assorted oddities are just the way they roll. As far as Japan goes, this trailer is pretty vanilla. Sure, it’s the most danger movie about sewer dwelling derrière obsessed zombies, but that just [...]

Time to get surreal as Seth MacFarlane voices a teddy bear in this new film which tells the tale of one Mr. John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a fully grown human who must deal with his beloved teddy bear who, like Pinocchio, came to life as the result of a wish — and now the little [...]

A film about Nazis on the moon has been a long time coming, but now it’s here so we can all breath a collective sigh of relief and get on with our lives. The only thing now is when’s it going to be released in the US? Who knows, but until that incredible day comes [...]

Jimmy Kimmel sounds the conch and his celebrity buddies come running to team up like the all star elite acting squad that they are and take part in a spoof trailer that will win every award that’s ever been conceived. Then the film will be sent into space by NASA so that if any lifeforms [...]

We can all breath a collective sigh of relief as Frankie Muniz is finally back in the acting realm and this time it looks like he’s going for Oscar glory with this riveting, heartfelt and extra cheesy with mushroom performance of a mild-mannered man, who one day eats a tomato and becomes a hard nut [...]

Now you have to admit that this looks dead-good, eh? If ever you wanted proof that you can’t keep a good man down (or a dead evil one), here it is. Osombie is an independently-produced, feature-length zombie film, packed with violence, mayhem, guns, blood and discussions about Pokemon. Oh, and zombies. Lots of zombies. We [...]

From watching this it looks like the new Sherlock Holmes movie is taking tips from the Carry On… films with innuendos coming as thick and fast as the action. Ahem. But this is a movie I’d like to see, it’d be hilarious, but it’s a bit upsetting finding out the mighty Sherlock Holmes is hung [...]

Unfortunately this tale of the world’s most wanted terrorist rising from his watery grave to reap unholy revenge on the world is not a real trailer but instead is an entry in a French film contest. Which is a crying shame as this would be the greatest b-movie since Sharktopus. Bin Laden is dead-good.

Seen Rise of the Apes yet? It’s pretty good. You’ve not seen an epic ape onslaught unless you’ve seen a chimpanzee leading the charge of a large group of angry apes bearing down on the local constabulary on Golden Gate Bridge. And just to prove that it could all happen, should we find a cure [...]

We’ve had the Facebook movie, now there’s a film about a man who doesn’t have a Facebook. It’s a story of love, betrayal, face-to-face interaction. A story that doesn’t want you to “like” on your Facebook page. A story of a man who refuses to have a profile, a man who uses paper and never [...]

This one should have you hooked from the title alone. And if that doesn’t make you want to torrent the fuck out of this movie right now, how about if you knew it stars Game of Thrones‘ Peter Dinklage, True Blood‘s Ryan Kwanten, Firefly‘s Summer Glau, Treme‘s Steve Zahn, It’s Always Sunny‘s Jimmi Simpson, and [...]

A pro-life horror film, it doesn’t get more classy than this. Instead of debating this highly contentious issue in a adult, intelligent and rational manner, a right-wing film studio makes a schlocky, trashy horror movie about it, single-handily lowering the tone of the entire human race and all its history with this shoddy torture porn [...]