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Looks like Hollywood has a problem! They are all out of original ideas so they’re going to resort to sodomising your childhood again to make a quick buck by calling in the A-Team. Hot on the heels of the Transformers, Indiana Jones and the Karate Kid remake, B.A., Face, Hannibal & Murdock are next in [...]

More terrifying than a thousand flesh-hungry zombies coming to wear your organs like fashion accessories and neck flaming shots of your blood: 28 Drinks Later is a brilliant film short by Nicholaus Goossen – So be careful to only have “just the one” or this could be humanity’s fate. This time we drink to forget.

HURRAH…or OH HELL? There’s gonna be a new Karate Kid film and Jackie Chan is to play Mr Miyagi. The bad news is that Will Smith is going to direct it and his son is going to play the role of a bullied youth. Oh well you can’t have it all – “wax on….wax off!’

Run! Bitch Run! Trailer from Freak Show Entertainment on Vimeo.
Women, a good lesson learned is to leave them well alone when any type of blood is involved and this scary scenario is NO exception! Nothing can stop her from killing the people who did this to her, and we are not talking about a broken [...]

Retirement is a biatch…called Buffy! Please come back, we have a gay vampire we need you to kill, his name is Edward Cullen – Personally, I’d expect blade to get some better results, but he’s in jail, and I guess Buffy is easier on the eye.

If you thought Christian Bale took his role of Batman a bit too seriously then you were severely mistaken, take a look at this weird kid. He is so into the role he ruins his own Christmas – “It’s JUSTICE! With a side order of spaghetti !”

A fitting mashup of Quentin Tarantino’s classic heist movie and every 80s child’s favourite crime fighting foursome. It fits surprisingly well. So well in fact that this short trailer is better than the whole of the Ninja Turtles film. F#cking Cowabunga!

This is superb – the worst trailer for what must surely be the most execrable film with the stupidest title ever made: He Goat 2! Nope, it’s not a joke, it’s a drama about a guy who fucks his mother or some such and gets chased into the undergrowth by some guy (his dad?) wielding [...]

Sick and tired of Hollywood nicking all their best ideas and turning them into half-arsed American pap for people who can’t read subtitles, the French have decided to retaliate with a French version of Star Wars. Here is a short trailer for that movie. The story of the intrepid Lucien and his resistance fighters opposing [...]

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Fuck you, Disney. Seriously.