Now you have to admit that this looks dead-good, eh? If ever you wanted proof that you can’t keep a good man down (or a dead evil one), here it is. Osombie is an independently-produced, feature-length zombie film, packed with violence, mayhem, guns, blood and discussions about Pokemon. Oh, and zombies. Lots of zombies. We [...]

From watching this it looks like the new Sherlock Holmes movie is taking tips from the Carry On… films with innuendos coming as thick and fast as the action. Ahem. But this is a movie I’d like to see, it’d be hilarious, but it’s a bit upsetting finding out the mighty Sherlock Holmes is hung [...]

Unfortunately this tale of the world’s most wanted terrorist rising from his watery grave to reap unholy revenge on the world is not a real trailer but instead is an entry in a French film contest. Which is a crying shame as this would be the greatest b-movie since Sharktopus. Bin Laden is dead-good.

Seen Rise of the Apes yet? It’s pretty good. You’ve not seen an epic ape onslaught unless you’ve seen a chimpanzee leading the charge of a large group of angry apes bearing down on the local constabulary on Golden Gate Bridge. And just to prove that it could all happen, should we find a cure [...]

We’ve had the Facebook movie, now there’s a film about a man who doesn’t have a Facebook. It’s a story of love, betrayal, face-to-face interaction. A story that doesn’t want you to “like” on your Facebook page. A story of a man who refuses to have a profile, a man who uses paper and never [...]

This one should have you hooked from the title alone. And if that doesn’t make you want to torrent the fuck out of this movie right now, how about if you knew it stars Game of Thrones‘ Peter Dinklage, True Blood‘s Ryan Kwanten, Firefly‘s Summer Glau, Treme‘s Steve Zahn, It’s Always Sunny‘s Jimmi Simpson, and [...]

A pro-life horror film, it doesn’t get more classy than this. Instead of debating this highly contentious issue in a adult, intelligent and rational manner, a right-wing film studio makes a schlocky, trashy horror movie about it, single-handily lowering the tone of the entire human race and all its history with this shoddy torture porn [...]

They locked him away. They ruined his legacy. And now, after 20 years he’s about to get his revenge! If only this was the real reason behind those filmic turds that were the prequels then all would be forgiven. And it wouldn’t just be forgiven, but this would change Lucas into the most badass man [...]

The stirring emotion, the rising crescendo of music to accompany the character’s story arc boiled down to a few concise minutes while revealing just enough but not too much about the film in question. This trailer has it all, it ticks every box that needs to be ticked. All it needs is some overblown praise [...]

You gotta fight for your right to get Will Ferrell to play you in a movie! It’s 25 years since the Beastie Boys released “Licensed to Ill” giving people an excuse to be unwell and gategrashing your momma’s house for a party. And now they’re making a film about that fateful time, starring so many [...]

Everyone’s favourite “will they, won’t they” couple (Billy Crystal & Helen Mirren…..Meg Ryan kinda ‘died’?) who love faking orgasms in New York delis, finally get that sequel/remake we’ve all been waiting for where the couple turn into goddamn blood sucking vampires devouring the red bodily fluid like it was beer. Plus Mike Tyson’s in it [...]

In space no one can hear you scream! But when aliens come to Earth & land in a council estate in south London………….God help them! If you’ve ever had the pleasure of spending a Saturday morning listening to the idle chatter of Adam and Joe tickling your hungover funny bones, then you’ve probably just had [...]

If this dream team of viral video megalolz actually finds its way into a finished film, we could be looking at the end of time as we know it. Or is this going to be the greatest rickroll in the history of the internet. The film’ll get made, we’ll all pay money to go see [...]

Since ET’s been away, quite a lot of dreadful things have happened to the earth, like the Jonas Brothers, Bieber. And the little fella loves humanity, he doesn’t want to see it suffering at the hands and voices of irritating pop brats. And of course, there’s the small case of the fang-toothed evil ETs [...]

This is quite simply brilliant. Michael Bay’s version would’ve been particularly amazing, Mark Zuckerberg inventing Facebook on Alcatraz Island to save the internet from exploding and releasing a bunch of mercenary robots who will take over the world and sell our information to corporations. Cue slow-mo and thundering music.

The title alone is worth it for this one, as blasphemy just got awesome. Let’s just take a moment to reflect shall we. We have nude nuns. Check. And we have big guns. Check. What else does a movie need? There’s your ingredients for a night in alone with a box of tissues and some [...]

Finally, it’s here. The tale of a crack-smoking, blood-lusting, crazed raccoon that preys on the residents of the Bronx neighborhood of Locust Point. Forget Citizen Kane, forget Casablanca, forget The Godfather, this movie right here is the greatest movie ever. Maybe. Possibly. Sort of.

To boldly go where no zombie has gone before – Star Trek zombies? Illogical maybe but guided by the power of awesome. As sci-fi/horror crossovers go this could only be improved if it had a scene where Seven of Nine is clam-jousting with Rose McGowan (a leg-over), while Justin Bieber is savaged by Teen Wolf [...]