You have to admire the courage of NASA astronauts, ‘To boldly go where no nerd has gone before!’ The team of scientists says the $19 million dollar mission will put them in direct contact with a woman by 2018. It’s a dangerous venture that could easily end in FAIL!

Clean-up crews are hard at work after a VH1 bus carrying reality show contestants overturned, spilling 2,000 pounds of highly concentrated slut – It’s a tough job, but somebodies gotta do it!

Sony are fuckers, and always have been. The second you buy their over-priced shit they start treating you like a cunt and laughing in your face when you point out to them that the thing you bought isn’t working and refusing to fix it. My guess is they treated someone on The Onion editorial staff [...]