Featuring outdoor types doing insane ski jumps, skydiving, surfing shipsterns on the shoulder of Orion, BMX craziness, bodyboarding backflips, hot air balloon wingsuit basejumping, paraglider rollover jumps, snowboarding water slide backflips, and a whole bunch of other adrenaline-fuelled xtremeness that’s wearing me out just typing it. Enjoy people and remember, ‘lets be careful out there’.

This will be the first thing you will think when you watch the new trailer for MW3. ‘Set gaming levels to ludicrous and let’s blow some shit up.’ That seems to be the reasoning behind the Modern Warfare franchise. If it exists, then for Christ’s sake it can be blown into tiny particles by artillery, machine guns, bombs, whatever the hell it is it doesn’t matter, as long as it’s some fuck yeah fire power. More American than America. Fuck yeah.

Holy f#cking giant bitey insects Batman! We showed a video of this insect a while back from deep within in the Amazonian jungles of South America and prayed it would stay put! Then it turned up in India and now some chick has had an encounter with one in the USA and the damn thing has bitten her, before she had a chance to stomp it’s arachnoid ass – WTF!? Lock your doors, barricade the windows and forget the zombie invasion, for there is a new kid on the block and it wants your blood!

You know that scene in “The Deer Hunter”, the one everyone always goes on about that they copied to advertise those assorted-centre chocolates? Yeah that one. Well this is even more agonizing. Replacing bullets with the much more painful thumbtacks, it’s so intense you could cut the atmos with a sharp pin, which they kind of do.

Remember: In sedation, no one can hear you make a fool of yourself – It’s true! Tell me, while you are watching this do you suddenly have a compulsion to go and play ‘Need for Speed’? Dude, no matter how many times you shift & how fast you go, you’re still about to get drilled. Just pull over and take it like a man!

Why succeed when you can fail. It’s much more amusing watching skaters getting angry and smashing their boards like spoilt children. But then they go and ruin it all and start skating without all the stacks and tantrum throwing, which isn’t so much fun. Yeah, ok, so that was an awesome trick, but where’s the people fucking up? No one wants to see people doing well, especially not skaters.

If the Internet ever runs out of morons who are willing to self-destruct because they’re a bored witless from living out in the sticks, then it will be a terrible day for all of us far superior people who know how to read and wipe our assholes and shit. Luckily it looks like we still have a surplus supply for a while yet!

Well this is ridiculous, but highly enjoyable. Get some faces, put them on a split screen, add some electric shocks and you have the lulz. You’d have to be made of frozen hate to not find this amusing, but maybe you are made of that. Hell, maybe you’ve been ostracized all your life just because you were born a ball of frozen hate. Well maybe watching this will thaw you. No don’t thank me, the check’s in the post.

This is a novel way of giving a lap dance. Forget the sensual gyrating, the slow shaking of hips, and instead welcome the neck breaking thrusting of a woman launching her butt at your face at speeds that could break your nose should she not time it quite right. It gets a LOT scarier though with a sudden drop to the groin that would make even Rocky weep with pain. If I want extreme thrill rides I’ll head to a theme park. OMFG!

The times they are a changing! And in the deep south it’s come as quite a ’shock’ to this poor dude who’s only want in life is to take a leisurely ride in the backwoods on his lawnmower down to the local bar and take a quart of the ‘good stuff’ to keep him company. Nothing wrong with that you might say, well the local sheriff’s dept. might have something to say about that – Epic chaos ensues – LMAO!