It’s the time of year when we all celebrate evil, but in its most cutesy form possible. So, naturally, it’s also the time of the Halloween Prank. But in the true essence of ‘evil’, these jokers dressed up a 4 foot dummy to look like a trick or treater complete with bag of candy (and a hidden microphone). Then off they went door to door with their fake “Timmy” to see what kind of reactions they’d get. You guys!

Everyone knows that kung-fu should only be used in self-defence, so you can just pretend you know it, and that in itself is a kind of self-defence, so therefore just saying you know it is a sort of ninja move. The only problem you’ll find is that it could get tricky if you actually have to fight someone. But just make sure that never happens. Oh yeah, it also features Freddie Wong, so you know it’s gonna be good.

This occurs around towns and cities all over the planet every Friday and Saturday night, so much that the streets run yellow with rivers of urine. But it’s not always about just finding a secluded alley and letting it flow forth. No, there are subtleties. It takes training and skill to accomplish this feat while in the middle of a busy crowd, or doing it under a parked car. This man will show you how. This dude is a true piss artist!

How would you react to something like this happening to you as your strolled down the street minding your own? Suddenly the hedge or stack of bin bags you were casually strolling past that looked so innocent and harmless come to life and start attacking you. Probably the only reason he’s avoided being shot is he breakdances. No one shoots a breakdancing ninja.

So that was 2010. What will 2011 hold in store for Rémi, will he take a turn in French politics bringing about a fall in unemployment and uniting the disparate lower and middle classes? Fuck no, he’ll run around dressed as a chicken while stealing poultry from the local supermarket and throwing it into oncoming traffic.

The Hawaii dudes who brought you Chain Surfing Extreme are back with a new set. When you’ve surfed pretty much every surface on this giant surfboard of a planet — sea, sand, grass, snow, concrete — where do you go next? Well, you surf chain of course, which is fine, and not dangerous in the slightest. Just make sure the chain isn’t attached to a mechanical saw, because then you might lose a few toes. Then after you chain surf, try chain smoking.

If only this happened at every town, that would sure be an effective way to draw in the crowds. Forget a country fair or the circus being in town, what would really bring people from across the country is to say you have a woman walking around asking strange men to touch her breasts. I say we petition Parliament/Congress/United Nations to make this an international law – Hot dayam.

Halloween’s approaching, which means lots of girls in skimpy clothes — bonus — and you get to scare the living crap out of your buddies and little bro, and no one can bust your ass for it. But instead of having to go about the labourious business of setting up a trick, use this instead and do it from the comfort of your own basement. It’s a total WIN-WIN situation!

Talk about a ‘tight’ chick! – See a penny, pick it up, then a bunch of strangers in bunny costumes, banging drums, singing and dancing like a marching band of merry freaks come out of nowhere and scare the crap out of you. Thank God she didn’t take any psychedelics that morning, otherwise this could’ve turned nasty. Seriously. WTF!?!

Who doesn’t want to sound like T-Pain while discussing flushing out the ads on the homepage. Shawtie! The CSS is going to get done, oh yeah! What a wonderful idea, which would surely never get annoying for any of your colleagues. Epic. LMFAO