If you’re one of the many addicts who suffers from the ‘Blackberry Thumb’, or a cat on the next stage of it’s supreme evolution (and waiting to develop opposable thumbs) then this gadget’s at the top of your ‘Must-Have’ list. It has more tricks up it’s sleeve than a crooked politician and aside from doing all the stuff (and more, thank you Flash) that an iPad can perform, it comes with a demonstrator who will break his own fingers just to show you how much he believes in it. Ouch.

With the new iPad 2 Apple will once again change the world. By making us all lust after something we don’t really need and can’t really afford. Technology we didn’t know we needed until all our friends and fellow human beings who sit opposite us on the bus had it and then made you realise if you don’t get one you’ll no longer feel the need to wake up each morning.

So, it now seems the iPad is the musical instrument du jour for the discerning pop star about town. And playing live? Forget using a stage, that was so 1998. Now it’s all about an impromptu gig at your local mobile phone retailer, preferably you have a friend who works there and can grant you access to the iPad store cupboard. More street than concrete!

A soul made from the tears of clowns and the pain of life lived in a dumpster. This man has no soul, he just has the hate of mankind resting on his muscular shoulders. Some of us live in the gutter but look to the stars, others live in the stars and look to the gutter. Boxing’s a great sport but homeless people beating each other up in a car park for food is a better sport. Get that on HBO.

When the arrival of a new type of blockbusting movie comes an exciting challenge to the bootleggers to push the envelope & illegally capture the wonder of James Cameron’s film making. The scope of this project was so massive that new techniques had to be deployed to to film it – Unsurpassed genius at work – LMAO!

A great promo for the Whiley / Ronson tune Cash in my Pocket. It points the way forwards for all those city fuckheads who are single handedly (OK, maybe those cunt politicians helped out an awful lot) responsible for landing us in this terrible economic mess by forcing us, often at knifepoint, to max out our credit cards buying garbage and to mortgage ourselves into the next century on some crummy 4 bedroom house in Basildon that’s now worth fucking jack. Cunts.

Hot on the heels of the Diesel SFW porn thing from a few days ago comes this hilariously gross pr0no promo for . It’s creative, daring and different and based on the very funny premise that fat people actually have sex! Can you imagine? Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Yeah, OK, I s’pose you could argue that this meme-in-the-making is offensive to our friends in the homosexual community, and will quickly become a playground insult. But it’s fucking funny and anyway, YOUGAY is the name of a restaurant in Vietnam so it’s OK.