So, now the UK has a glazed ham for Prime Minister, and two posh dough boys leading the country. What a special time for democracy in that country, they can only look forward to the inevitable reelection in a year or two, so they can vote out that gormless Tory ham-faced goon. #cameronforcataids

Why is pizza so fucking good? It’s just cheese on toast with some tinned tomato shit added on. How can something that simple actually contain the taste of everything that is holy in this world? And while we’re on the subject, how can Domino’s (in the UK at any rate) take something that should be so good and is so easy to make, and imbue it with the taste of unfettered evil?

Either way, here is a handy video on pizza and how to get yourself some.