There are a lot of world championships out there, but none can quite match the skill and dedication displayed by this bastions of Olympian ideals and sportsmanship. These guys are an inspiration to every human being alive, all those years spent inanely picking your nose while bored in class, for these guys it’s paid off. Humbling.

Just like Rocky 4 the Epic Meal boys do their bit for Russian-US relations by teaming up with that crazy Russian gun guy, FPSRussia, who has shit loads of weapons he likes to fire into the wilderness and film for the amusement of us interwebs geeks who love big honkin’ guns. Do try this at home, especially with children.

Holy fucking hell, more evidence of extra-terrestrial beings out there watching us waiting to steal our eyes with weapons that look like eye drops then rape our souls. This one looks a little bit like a skinned chicken, not sure what we’re to make of that. Maybe the chickens are actually Martians and we’ve been mistreating them all this time. Shit, quick someone take them all for a nice trip to wherever it is chickens go on holiday. And give them a Thai massage.

Here you go, a massive scrap between rival Ukranian soccer fans, 120 sluggers from FC CSKA Kiev versus 150 bruisers from some Dynamo Kiev, to find out which team has the toughest fans? The result is a particularly epic scrap that puts Brad Pitt and Edward Norton to shame and is a totally pleasant way for one to spend a sunny Sunday afternoon. Don some boxing gloves, rip off the jolly shirt, and kick ten tons off shit out of complete strangers. It’s the beautiful game. Bravo.

Only in ze Soviet Russia will they shoot the wet jugs. But all credit to this Ruskie, because somebody needs to illustrate the ‘real’ shooting capacity of various fire arms (forget movies, they suck!). Otherwise where would we be? In utter confusion is where. And zis crazy man here gets all wet just to demonstrate these to us. Not only is he crazy but he has the best accent ever too.

She’s back & still INSANE! In Soviet Russia it’s the girls who are fearless – Last time she used a ramp, this time she is happily being thrown off a desolate building block with nothing but a homemade bungee rope attached to her waist. While Western kids play pretend war with digital playmates, Russian kids are flying through the air kicking death in the teeth.

This girl has got talent, real talent. The sort of talent that means she can down, not even that much coca-cola, just about a quarter of a glass, and then burp like a drunk builder. And she can also speak-burp — all of which means she’s a viral mega-lulz, no doubt ending up on Jay Leno roaring in his flabby dough face. I’m in LOVE!

Ah the good gold days, when you’d tie an old piece of cord around the local neighbourhood girl’s waist and push her off the top of a decrepit block of flats, watching her fly through the air while her blood-curdling screams of terror bounce around off the other dilapidated buildings, risking her life for a few giggles and to break the mundanity of snowbound life. I miss those days.

Apparently there is this thing called Cultural Relativism. What it means is that you have to be tolerant of other cultures because what is hilariously and pitifully poor in your own country may be acceptable in someone else’s and so don’t be a cunt. The thing is now there is the Internet so we all have to conform to American standards which are annoyingly high. This fails.