AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa. What a terrible fucking eedjit.

This is not a joke.

don’t ask the Internet for help

Check out the comments on YouTube, the predictable middle east bullshit with everyone getting hot under the collar over a scrappy bit of desert. Morons. The only sensible reaction to this clip is “COOL! Chicks with guns! How do I enlist?”

Academics are an odd bunch. Even if they don’t have direct access to tons of cool pharmaceutical narcotics, then they generally know how to concoct them out of ordinary household products. Despite this, they appear reluctant to abuse these substances for recreational purposes. Couple this with the fact that they know how pretty much everything [...]

Apparently there is this thing called Cultural Relativism. What it means is that you have to be tolerant of other cultures because what is hilariously and pitifully poor in your own country may be acceptable in someone else’s and so don’t be a cunt. The thing is now there is the Internet so we all [...]

Ducks are vindictive creatures. I once threw a pebble at one that was getting on my nerves and it deliberately shat near my feet. Considering how brutally stupid ducks are (their brains aren’t just the size of peanuts, their brains actually are peanuts), I was quite impressed. Anyway – vindictive ducks. This ad has them. [...]

Axe is the continental name for Lnyx, and it looks like this ad for Axe comes from Belgium. Apart from beer, it seemed like nothing good would ever come out of Belgium, so this ad is a pretty astonishing find. Charles de Gaulles is reputed to have once said “The English invented Belgium just to [...]

Another Dutch ad, slightly less funny, but with a compelling reason for watching which will be revealed at the end of this boring little bit of blurb. Autostop means hitch-hiking. Isn’t it amusing when some chick gets blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah [...]

A splendid ad for aiwa in-car sound systems and how not to use them.

In an attempt to get some appreciative e-mail from the ladies (not even one to date) I’ve decided to pander obsequiously with this clip of a hunk taking his clothes off.

Recently an Irish woman told me she thought that golf was probably “a form of madness” which pretty much sums it up. You troll around a park in the howling wind and pissing rain wearing very silly trousers and smacking a little white ball into sand dunes and long grass and for this you pay [...]

The full story for this comes from B3ta.com…go to the links section for all the info
listen to the ad, about 24 secs in you should be able to hear a little boy say the following “it’s fish ye cunt!”
this is the broadcast version, no editing has taken place…apparantley everyone in the production company is shitting [...]

okay, there’s both some strange logic going on here, and a very unusual request to prove ones fidelity, I am actually lost for words, enjoy…meh.

When I first saw this I was like OMG WTF this guy is better than that guy from Police Academy, and then I realised, the guy in the vid is Michael Winslow, yeah, he IS the guy from Police Academy.