Control the ever-cool bling-tastic Mr. T, bounce the ball off his tank against the bricks and Snickers bars above. Get some nuts, get some points, get a high score.
Show Mr. T who da man, don’t make him pity the fool!

Stick a fork in her because she is done…with this relationship. Oh girlfriend, you go! Sisters have got to stick together in those troublesome, heartbreaking, despondent times when a relationship fails. Stick together using their lips that is.

You have to admire the courage of NASA astronauts, ‘To boldly go where no nerd has gone before!’ The team of scientists says the $19 million dollar mission will put them in direct contact with a woman by 2018. It’s a dangerous venture that could easily end in FAIL!

If you’ve ever dipped your toe into the murky world of Chat Roulette you’ll know just how random it can be, but you’ll probably just going to be chatting to some sad case in their bedroom. If you’re very lucky you might get an 80s icon!…………Cobra Commander FTW!!!

It just doesn’t get much better than this ladies & gentlemen – a sci-fi, space-horror rap song featuring one of the best movies ever made, with a Welsh accent – “In space no one can hear you scream, at least that was the case with Ripley’s last team!’ Beautiful….isn’t it!

Here’s Mario and Princess Peaches getting it on, it’s kind of NSFW. It’s probably the last sex tape in the gaming world you would expect to surface…….but WAIT! Don’t be disturbed, just look at the facts: Mario’s a plumber, and he has a porn star moustache – this tape was inevitable.

The beginning of this reminds me of the opening theme of “Samurai Jack”, but thats where any resemblance to anything stops. This is an awesome song created totally on the fly and made by just one dude. Cool has just found a new leader, this brother is off-the-chain!

Clean-up crews are hard at work after a VH1 bus carrying reality show contestants overturned, spilling 2,000 pounds of highly concentrated slut – It’s a tough job, but somebodies gotta do it!

Just think of this as a guide to modern life, having an orgy is a great way to meet people, have some fun and let off some steam after a busy week in the office. The end result is a culmination of careful planning and of course inviting the right people – Looks like great [...]

When the arrival of a new type of blockbusting movie comes an exciting challenge to the bootleggers to push the envelope & illegally capture the wonder of James Cameron’s film making. The scope of this project was so massive that new techniques had to be deployed to to film it – Unsurpassed genius at work [...]

HURRAH…or OH HELL? There’s gonna be a new Karate Kid film and Jackie Chan is to play Mr Miyagi. The bad news is that Will Smith is going to direct it and his son is going to play the role of a bullied youth. Oh well you can’t have it all – “wax on….wax off!’

Have you got a female friend who you know will be alone this Christmas? It’s a tragic side to the festive season, so why not help her out by buying her one of ‘these’, it’s the perfect companion & will certainly give her some ’special’ Xmas cheer! – If only all seasonal ads were like [...]

This is the story of most of our lives! Your night out anthem becomes your morning-after anthem! It’s just reassuring to know that chicks, chaos & copious amounts of alcohol were involved, it just doesn’t get much better than this when you are young!

So just what does it take to make it in the cut-throat world of music director and festivals promoter? Surely you’d have to be some kind of superman, right Chris? Chris Greenwood reveals all while the subtitles reveal the truth. Brilliant.

Poor old Batman tries to get on with life & fight crime, but it looks like his faithful servant Alfred has been at the cherry brandy again & keeps interrupting… & seems to have a strange obsession with citrus fruit – You can almost see the exact moment when Mr. Bale flips out – SURREAL!

The greatest TV show about the decaying corpse of the Great American City in 100 quotes, because it’s all in the game y’all. I’d like to see a Baltimore version of Monopoly, how cool would that be? Then we could all be part of the game.

Apart from his terrible taste in dodgy new age music, you have to love Matt Harding.  If life is a game where no one knows the rules, then he has basically won. And if you can win with nothing more than an engagingly silly little jig, then there’s hope for us all. Bless him.

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