From Sir Arthur C. Clarke to Terry Pratchett and Theodore Dalrymple (whoever the hell he is), some eggheads muse over God and what it all means and whether faith and reason can live together in unity. Or if whether believing in an unproven omnipotent being means you’re revolting against reason and morals and you worship [...]

Richard Dawkins who’s made a late career for himself out of offending religious types takes them to task here, effectively using their own arm to beat them into submission by claiming that had Jesus existed and not been a fictional creation he’d have been an atheist. Not doubt Dawkins would’ve been his best buddy and [...]

You can’t really go wrong with a video like this. And the music’s pretty good too, but it comes secondary to the manifold delights of watching scantily clad females jumping about in their smalls in the name of art. Well, music. The sounds over the top of the footage could be the Lord’s prayer or [...]

WARNING: This girl is strange, if you see her. RUN! Yep, this is one of those weird parts of the interwebs, where the less uninhibited of society are able to simply film themselves doing all sorts of inane, nonsensical acts whilst singing Leona Lewis songs (’Keep Bleeding My Ears’), this time with sanitary towels and [...]

The sage-like wisdom of Jenny Marbles continues to enlighten the internet. This time she takes on the subject of sex and what girls think about while they’re doing some horizontal jogging. And they’re not very sexy thoughts, more about how the smell of balls seems to permeate the air. Still, we get to go where [...]

How was your August/September? Were you out there winning like these people? Or were you out there losing like those people in the fail compilations? That’s a lot of questions just to watch a video, right? Well, maybe this whole piece of copy will be just questions… or will it?

You’ll probably find this quite hard to fap to (unless you are a Dalek), but give it a go nonetheless. Because, you know, the world likes a trier after all, and if people doing strange dancing with crutches strapped to their heads in the name of art is your weird fetish thrill, then you’re in [...]

Christ. Somebody’d better help that poor fat child. Not only is he probably on a diet of deep fried transfats, but he’s obviously getting neglected so his chubster of a mom and her twin of a mate can dance about and get themselves some YouTube love. Or hate. Plus he’s going to grow up thinking [...]

Everyone loves cereal, even the people that don’t get chonged all the time. But no one likes eating cereal when it gets interrupted by cereal stealing mofos, taking all that lovely fresh stock your ma just bought down the cereal shop. But! Stealing cereal isn’t as easy as all that, because when you’re dealing with [...]

Forget CBS’s 60 minutes, this is the cutting edge of investigative journalism, as two minds battle it out to reveal the unpleasant truth behind this baby’s drinking problem, it’s incontinence problem, and it’s inherent disrespect for any figure of authority. If this is the future of humanity, then by Zeus’s beard, we’re doomed.

The great Sir David Attenborough narrates us through some of the running battles that overtook London over the last 5 days. It was a surreal turn of events, one that even Sir Dave would shake his head at the tragedy of it all, but the uncanny resemblance about what everyone’s favourite luvvie is rambling on [...]

The 90s are so now! Even though they were, like, over ten years ago. So make sure you casually leave this medley of hits playing on your computer as you walk off to collect a print out of the lyrics to Saved by the Bell, wearing your new LA Gear Lights while humming along to [...]

This video’s pretty cool, for one it features a girl in a bikini which is always going to get most guys’ attention. And for two, he attaches a camera to the hula hoop so you can pretend you’re whizzing around this pretty woman like you were both spinning around on holiday in each other’s arms. [...]

Melbourne, probably one of the best music scenes in the southern hemisphere, people there know what they like, so, what the hell are they listening to? Well, in case you wondered what Australia’s second largest metropolis was filling their musical mind with, then here’s a random selection of what people on the street are digging [...]

The chiefs (chefs ?) of over-eating turn their hand to eating characters from fondly remembered cartoons from your childhood. It involves bacon, as you can imagine, and also the cooking and butchering of real turtles, because it involves turtle meat, made into a soup. As well as meat turtles. Next time they eat Captain Planet.

Take one part big beat super DJ, add a dash of 1960s psychedelic rock and you’ve a recipe for copyright infringement right there. But who cares about a little thing like getting your ass sued into next week when a mashup sounds as good as this. Well done DJ Lobsterdust, maybe we can have a [...]

They say that chivalry and manners are dead. Well here’s the nail in the coffin, as these monsters burn this girl’s hair, set her ass on fire and hit her with sticks. It’s all part of the gang initiation. Maybe. Whatever happened to taking a girl out for a nice seafood dinner and never calling [...]

With the advent of the internet, time wasting need never involve staring into space again. For we have the multitude of nutshots, faceplants, fails, memes, lulz, cats, dreaming dogs, double-rainbows and all the other junk that fills our lives while we should probably be doing something else. So just in case you hadn’t wasted enough [...]