Everyone can relax, the queen /b/ is back. Hooray! Although this is just a remix of her original stuff it doesn’t stop it from being fucking awesome. In fact it’s far less annoying than her original vids, if only they were all as funky as this. Break it down.

These beards are no ordinary beards, we’re not talking the Fu Manchu, the Winnfield, the Klingon, goatee or the mutton chops but a man’s head trapped within a cage of his own beard with a working beard door – that is some impressive growth. This is some scary sh#t!

Now this is my kind of co-driver, swearing like a drunken sailor in a storm who’s just stubbed his toe, screaming obscenities at the car in front like a man possessed. He may be foul-mouthed but at least he’s incredibly passionate. LMAO

The guys at iRobot must be loving it. Instead of them spending money on advertising their vacuum cleaner things, people just keep filming their pets fucking around with them and sticking the films on YouTube. Hey presto, every person in the universe wants one because their ickle kittens look cute on them, oh and plus [...]

A good old school opportunity to laugh at someone else’s pain and suffering. The amount this dopey fucker squeals in agony is directly proportional to the level of stupidity of doing something dangerous when you have zero skill or co-ordination or capacity for linear thought. But “thank you” oh Hero of the Unknown YouTube Clip, [...]

Here is the YouTube equivalent of Alka Seltzer. It’s the week before Christmas, so most of you probably went out and got hammered, and are now sitting in front [...]

SNL blows the web wide open with this masterpiece. I’d love to say I jizzed in my pants when I watched it, but I dint. I shat in them though if that helps.

This is good for a multitude of reasons, one being that it just is, another being that good ole Rick finally got paid for all this nonsense, but the main one being that Rick Rolling is no longer subversive (anyone remember how it started?) and will go away and be replaced by something new and [...]

The Onion: fucking nailing it every time, since 1988.

Remember cats flushing toilets? Remember how I said that was what the Internet was invented for? Well never have I been more fucking wrong in my whole life. THIS is what the Internet was invented for, and nothing else. You can all go home, the Internet has been won fair and square. It’s over, done, [...]

Remember all those teenage hotshots back in the 90s breathlessly telling us that the Internet was going to usher in a new era in commerce, economic growth and intrapersonal communications – all this whilst we were still on 56kps dial up connections and the Internet basically couldn’t do shit? Well most of those fools are [...]

There’s a big argument on YouTube about whether this clip is real or fake which just proves that the Internet eats itself about every 12 months. Soon we will all be arguing over whether the argument is real or fake, at which point we will have disappeared up our own arseholes and can all [...]

Apart from his terrible taste in dodgy new age music, you have to love Matt Harding.  If life is a game where no one knows the rules, then he has basically won. And if you can win with nothing more than an engagingly silly little jig, then there’s hope for us all. Bless him.

Michael O’Leary, blunt talking, foul mouthed, confrontational CEO of implausibly bad budget airline Ryanair explains that his business class air-hostesses will go beyond mild flirtation, to orally induced happy finishes. This is good news as long haul flights are very boring and blow jobs a re a very effective way to combat boredom.

Billed as a banned IKEA commercial, presumably to garner more views on YouTube, this turns out to be a fairly sympathetic documentary about the fun-loving ways of rural Swedish peasants. Very interesting and highly recommended.

This man with a silly hat and awesome glasses makes truly jaw-dropping music. His channel is well worth a look. Hello youtubes!

Hat-tips to reddit for this.