This lady makes the Target chain a target. You see what I did there. Took me hours to think of that. But that’s because I was out all night snorting hookers and eating cocaine. Which is exactly what this woman should’ve been doing instead of this dumbass protest. Duh! Way to go lady, you sure showed them. F#ck those money-grabbing Republicans!

This is what would happen if buying weed was like a MMORPG. It would be a complete ball ache, especially if you’d just smoked your last joint and were off to go score some more. You’d just breakdown after a while, and probably give up smoking weed. And move onto something like crack instead.

It’s gurls & gunz! But, I must warn you all, if you don’t like the sight of petals, look away now. For the rest of us, this is what warfare might look like if the hippies won the war. But fortunately they didn’t, Uncle Sam did. And with a beast of a mutt like Nixon off the leash there was no way those flower sexing freaks were going to win anything. Except maybe drugs. Flower power RULEZ!

When people say life is not like a video-game, they’re talking shit. Life is a video-game as this short film proves with this guy taking out hackers left, right and centre with awesome head shots. It’s darned impressive and darned epic. BOOM! Head shot. BOOM! BOOM! Yeah! Mr Freddie Wong you are an After Effects ninja. And we salute you. AWESOME sauce!

So, you’re lying in bed, it’s a hot night, you want to just lie back with a sheet on and crash out for your hard day’s web surfing. But your better half wants you to spoon with her. Sounds dirty and interesting, but it isn’t. It’s just an affectionate way to snuggle at night. Be VERY afraid of this position – Or you could always use the “dutch oven”. Brrrrp.

Whoah. They’re going all the way. All the way tonguing each other across the side walk. Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. I too, would weep salty tears of joy at seeing this across the street from me. If I saw it going on in my own bedroom. Whoah, like a double boner.

This takes some dedication to make, but just look how awesome the end result is. You’ll be the envy of all your friends and women will constantly surround you, they might even faint in your presence. And animals will follow you everywhere, you’ll be worshiped like some form of god. Such is the power of a replica Daft Punk helmet.

‘MySpace Models’, it’s almost the perfect oxymoron evar, the imagery it conjurs up makes me want to do an involuntary Duck-Face! You fight fire with fire (or water if you really want to snuff out those flames), and so this champion of common sense and singing voice of reason fights wannabe cheesy models with a wannabe cheesy song and video. Punch Robert you’ve done it again, and you’ve got a half decent name too. This is my new anthem!

Well look at this delightful creature. Is that the adoreable Kurt from Glee, or is it some next level troll wannabe – somebody who’s gayer than two dolphins making love under a rainbow while listening to Liberace? Who can tell. But whoever it is, he’s camper than a field of tents and has a voice that would make religious sects commit mass suicide against the will of their gods – Thank you Glee for spawning a new generation of horrible – BEAUTIFUL!

So, now the UK has a glazed ham for Prime Minister, and two posh dough boys leading the country. What a special time for democracy in that country, they can only look forward to the inevitable reelection in a year or two, so they can vote out that gormless Tory ham-faced goon. #cameronforcataids