A song about Britain’s much maligned but growing underclass from Plan B. Ben Drew has a voice smoother than an angel’s backside, dipped in honey, but for this outing he dons a hoodie and cries out about social alienation, It’s quite possibly the new anthem for England’s underclass & the first great mainstream protest song in years. Hard to believe that such a political statement with socioeconomic commentary came from the man that brought us this abject fucking nonsense…

Dropping the mic mid-flow is usually seen as something of a faux pas in rap circles. The music stops, the crowd goes quiet and you start to feel like B-rabbit in 8 Mile, just before he chokes — Not for Big Daddy Kane though, for even though he has tiny T-rex arms & a huge fluffy coat, he possesses nerves of ‘cool’ that makes him impervious to otherwise damning fails. Like a BOSS!

You might think that a game that recreates every facet and nuance of the farming industry with next-gen graphics might suffer from a lack of excitement. Not so. Whack some Skrillex on and it rivals the hectic insanity of Saints Row with ease. Just think GTA 1V on acid and you’re getting the idea how stupidly crazy this game is.

It’s March, and the Internet delivers 2012’s first globe-consuming meme: the unstoppable, Kony 2012 video, which has highlighted the plight of African child soldiering like never before, but is it good, bad, painfully oversimplified, or praiseworthy for going viral without boobs or cats?

Another banging dubstep track from SKRILLEX and another awesome video. The punters become the hunters as a group of kids pull a heist on an ice cream van. To be honest when the track is this good the video could be anything. I’d probably still be tapping my foot and nodding my head if they swapped the video for a Justin Bieber one.

WARNING: This is likely to induce bouts of insanity! The plot: You awake in a dark room and some disembodied head starts shouting at you about waking in a dark room and finding a light switch. What do you do? Why you start playing this interactive YouTube vid where you can point and click your way forward endlessly looking for the f#cking light switch while this shouty guy shouts at you. That’s what you do. If you have any further questions i’d consult your local MD, because you are not in Kansas anymore.

From Sir Arthur C. Clarke to Terry Pratchett and Theodore Dalrymple (whoever the hell he is), some eggheads muse over God and what it all means and whether faith and reason can live together in unity. Or if whether believing in an unproven omnipotent being means you’re revolting against reason and morals and you worship death. God knows who’s closest to the true understanding of it all?

Richard Dawkins who’s made a late career for himself out of offending religious types takes them to task here, effectively using their own arm to beat them into submission by claiming that had Jesus existed and not been a fictional creation he’d have been an atheist. Not doubt Dawkins would’ve been his best buddy and together they’d fly round the world and walk on water proclaiming that there is no God and aliens are selfish. Still. Let he without sin cast the first scathing comment.

You can’t really go wrong with a video like this. And the music’s pretty good too, but it comes secondary to the manifold delights of watching scantily clad females jumping about in their smalls in the name of art. Well, music. The sounds over the top of the footage could be the Lord’s prayer or a sermon on the perils of beer, even Rebecca Black, it really doesn’t matter, it would still be an amazing video.

WARNING: This girl is strange, if you see her. RUN! Yep, this is one of those weird parts of the interwebs, where the less uninhibited of society are able to simply film themselves doing all sorts of inane, nonsensical acts whilst singing Leona Lewis songs (’Keep Bleeding My Ears’), this time with sanitary towels and ketchup, and share it with the world. And our dutiful response is to look at it and go “WTF?! Thiz gurlz is the insanes?” And words to that effect. After watching this we need to all make a promise to never darken the internet’s virtual doorstep again. But we wont.