From Sir Arthur C. Clarke to Terry Pratchett and Theodore Dalrymple (whoever the hell he is), some eggheads muse over God and what it all means and whether faith and reason can live together in unity. Or if whether believing in an unproven omnipotent being means you’re revolting against reason and morals and you worship death. God knows who’s closest to the true understanding of it all?

Richard Dawkins who’s made a late career for himself out of offending religious types takes them to task here, effectively using their own arm to beat them into submission by claiming that had Jesus existed and not been a fictional creation he’d have been an atheist. Not doubt Dawkins would’ve been his best buddy and together they’d fly round the world and walk on water proclaiming that there is no God and aliens are selfish. Still. Let he without sin cast the first scathing comment.

You can’t really go wrong with a video like this. And the music’s pretty good too, but it comes secondary to the manifold delights of watching scantily clad females jumping about in their smalls in the name of art. Well, music. The sounds over the top of the footage could be the Lord’s prayer or a sermon on the perils of beer, even Rebecca Black, it really doesn’t matter, it would still be an amazing video.

WARNING: This girl is strange, if you see her. RUN! Yep, this is one of those weird parts of the interwebs, where the less uninhibited of society are able to simply film themselves doing all sorts of inane, nonsensical acts whilst singing Leona Lewis songs (’Keep Bleeding My Ears’), this time with sanitary towels and ketchup, and share it with the world. And our dutiful response is to look at it and go “WTF?! Thiz gurlz is the insanes?” And words to that effect. After watching this we need to all make a promise to never darken the internet’s virtual doorstep again. But we wont.

The sage-like wisdom of Jenny Marbles continues to enlighten the internet. This time she takes on the subject of sex and what girls think about while they’re doing some horizontal jogging. And they’re not very sexy thoughts, more about how the smell of balls seems to permeate the air. Still, we get to go where very few men have gone before on our journey into her personal life.

How was your August/September? Were you out there winning like these people? Or were you out there losing like those people in the fail compilations? That’s a lot of questions just to watch a video, right? Well, maybe this whole piece of copy will be just questions… or will it?

You’ll probably find this quite hard to fap to (unless you are a Dalek), but give it a go nonetheless. Because, you know, the world likes a trier after all, and if people doing strange dancing with crutches strapped to their heads in the name of art is your weird fetish thrill, then you’re in for a real treat.

Christ. Somebody’d better help that poor fat child. Not only is he probably on a diet of deep fried transfats, but he’s obviously getting neglected so his chubster of a mom and her twin of a mate can dance about and get themselves some YouTube love. Or hate. Plus he’s going to grow up thinking underwear should be worn on the outside of your clothes. But that’s only if you’re Superman.

Everyone loves cereal, even the people that don’t get chonged all the time. But no one likes eating cereal when it gets interrupted by cereal stealing mofos, taking all that lovely fresh stock your ma just bought down the cereal shop. But! Stealing cereal isn’t as easy as all that, because when you’re dealing with the tasty deliciousness of processed grains, everyone wants a spoonful.

Forget CBS’s 60 minutes, this is the cutting edge of investigative journalism, as two minds battle it out to reveal the unpleasant truth behind this baby’s drinking problem, it’s incontinence problem, and it’s inherent disrespect for any figure of authority. If this is the future of humanity, then by Zeus’s beard, we’re doomed.