The great Sir David Attenborough narrates us through some of the running battles that overtook London over the last 5 days. It was a surreal turn of events, one that even Sir Dave would shake his head at the tragedy of it all, but the uncanny resemblance about what everyone’s favourite luvvie is rambling on [...]

The 90s are so now! Even though they were, like, over ten years ago. So make sure you casually leave this medley of hits playing on your computer as you walk off to collect a print out of the lyrics to Saved by the Bell, wearing your new LA Gear Lights while humming along to [...]

This video’s pretty cool, for one it features a girl in a bikini which is always going to get most guys’ attention. And for two, he attaches a camera to the hula hoop so you can pretend you’re whizzing around this pretty woman like you were both spinning around on holiday in each other’s arms. [...]

Melbourne, probably one of the best music scenes in the southern hemisphere, people there know what they like, so, what the hell are they listening to? Well, in case you wondered what Australia’s second largest metropolis was filling their musical mind with, then here’s a random selection of what people on the street are digging [...]

The chiefs (chefs ?) of over-eating turn their hand to eating characters from fondly remembered cartoons from your childhood. It involves bacon, as you can imagine, and also the cooking and butchering of real turtles, because it involves turtle meat, made into a soup. As well as meat turtles. Next time they eat Captain Planet.

Take one part big beat super DJ, add a dash of 1960s psychedelic rock and you’ve a recipe for copyright infringement right there. But who cares about a little thing like getting your ass sued into next week when a mashup sounds as good as this. Well done DJ Lobsterdust, maybe we can have a [...]

They say that chivalry and manners are dead. Well here’s the nail in the coffin, as these monsters burn this girl’s hair, set her ass on fire and hit her with sticks. It’s all part of the gang initiation. Maybe. Whatever happened to taking a girl out for a nice seafood dinner and never calling [...]

With the advent of the internet, time wasting need never involve staring into space again. For we have the multitude of nutshots, faceplants, fails, memes, lulz, cats, dreaming dogs, double-rainbows and all the other junk that fills our lives while we should probably be doing something else. So just in case you hadn’t wasted enough [...]

This kid has basically made this video to goad the haters, a rallying cry for them to come out of their darkened basements, squinting into the sunlight, to spit abuse. But hating on this embryo in a cap would just be too easy, far better to laugh along with it. In a few years he’ll [...]

“Don’t Do It in the Park!” – God! It really pisses this guy off when people snowboard in this park in Reno. And he will get really angry and weird if you start messing up the landscaping by boarding in the park. And strangely enough, his dick takes a beating when you do it too, [...]

Meet ‘Game Boy’. This guy should head to L.A. and start his career in the hills of Hollywood. Here he face acts out the worst 50 video game voices from Resident Evil to Time Crisis and beyond. And, let’s be honest, it’s pretty amazing stuff. Even though he’s only face acting, he’s in perfect synch. [...]

Do bears sh#t in the woods? No. They sit around and smoke dope! This one’ll get you through the infectious sound of her laughter, as this newsreader tries to deliver a story about a marijuana plantation that was guarded by 13 bears, a big dog, a Vietnamese pig and a raccoon. No wonder she couldn’t [...]

Prepare to experience awesome! Forget about the filmic turds that are Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Terminator Salvation, any self-respecting cyborg would know that this is the true 3rd part to complete the trilogy. It’s quite simply, incredimazing. So good it warrants making up a new word that is a barbarism of two [...]

The stirring emotion, the rising crescendo of music to accompany the character’s story arc boiled down to a few concise minutes while revealing just enough but not too much about the film in question. This trailer has it all, it ticks every box that needs to be ticked. All it needs is some overblown praise [...]

Fascinating and insightful documentary from the peerless broadcaster. Another win for them, in their tireless exploration of the human being in all its manifest and intriguing forms, from kings, queens, prime minsters, war heroes, miners, scientists, cooks, musicians, and perhaps its most misunderstood and reviled: a total f#cking douchebag.

Finally, this has been invented. Instead of using a credit card that you’ve maxed out a thousand times and are barely able to use without alarms bells ringing and your personal debt spiralling, this handy invention lets you pay in sperm. The world’s first sperm ATM, for the donor on the go. It’s like a [...]