SFW Pron is this month’s hot new thing. Here some webcam hooker tart uses corn to simulate giving a guy a handjob. Presumably this is funnier if you know who Rachel Ray is, but even those of us who don’t can tell just by looking at her that she’s an irritatingly happy chirpy TV cookery personality. And the fact that both these dappy moos spend several minutes simulating male masturbation without even realising it means they seriously need to get out more.
By the way: it’s WRONG to get a hard-on watching this. WRONG.
A crude but funny piss-take of a very American kind of ad where some guy shouts at you for a minute, repeating himself every 5 seconds and issuing orders that make you wonder who in command of their faculties would go anywhere near the car dealership being advertised to submit themselves to the same kind of verbal torrent for real.
The video below contains some explicit cartoon scenes, flashing lights and is FOR OVER 18’s ONLY.
Hot on the heels of the Diesel SFW porn thing from a few days ago comes this hilariously gross pr0no promo for . It’s creative, daring and different and based on the very funny premise that fat people actually have sex! Can you imagine? Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
So, OK, this is kind of a cool trick, but there’s no way it would have gotten front page on Break.com and 289,111 views (at time of writing) if it was just a cool trick. There’s something else to it. What could it be? Who knows? The internet is a big mysterious thing. There are no easy answers.
An ad for punching people in the face. Years of uninterupted economic growth have meant that we have lost the fine art of punching people in the face, but now that the bad times are here again, and we’re all going to have to pawn our Wiis and flat panel TVs we’re going to have to find cheaper, more old fashioned ways to get our jollies, and punching people people really hard in the face is a great place to start.
