Entries from April 2008

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Nike Have Lots of Money. Well Done Nike.

I have no love for Nike and all their fucking money, but after a deep breath, and through gritted teeth, I have to admit, some of their dirty great ads are pretty good. This one for example.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

IsaNity. And Kittens.

Some things the internets does very badly. Verifiable facts for instance. But some things it does very very well indeed. Chief amongst these is insanity and kittens. TV can’t do insanity and kittens for shite, and radio is worse, which is why you’ll never see shit like this on TV. I’ll leave you work [...]

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Leave Me the FUCK Alone

As a species, humans rule the planet hands down, no question. OK, we’re busy making life unbearable for everything else, but when you see shit like this you realise that we’re perfectly within our rights to do so, simply because we’re just so goddamned GOOD. It’s the Leave Me Alone Box and balls out rocks. [...]

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Wierdly Funny Reklame

Lovin’ this. Paradise always has a hidden catch, and if it’s not the damned mosquitoes, or tiny bugs that can kill you with a nasty look then it’s some fat cunt playing his music too loud.

Monday, April 28th, 2008


If you run a video blog, it is mandatory to carry some have baked pseudo-political nonsense criticizing the war in Iraq. This one’s a good’un though – apparently professionally trained soldiers who do a horrible job  risking their necks and killing in their leaders’ name  have a slightly sick sense of humour. Who’s a thunk [...]

Friday, April 25th, 2008


If you’ve bothered to watch “Use my A as a C” (and I fucking hope you have) then you will already recognise Kunt and the Gang as second only to The Beatles as a cultural phenomenon capable of bringing peace and goodness to all mankind except old women with mouths like cats arses. These expendable [...]

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Use my A as a C

This is as old as it is revolting, but man is it funny. Using a catchy tune to lodge the grossest lyrics in Christendom in the world’s head is a master coup worthy of a fiendish criminal with a white cat and spastic laugh. Next time you’re on public transport, sing “Go on then, just [...]

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

fuck you joel, I win…

annoyed by Joels speed in posting a mash-up I see your kitten and raise you a…

this is so new you might even have to wait for the video to upload…yeah…hold the fucking frontpage!

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Single. Best. Thing. Ever.

According to research published recently in the “TEA!” Magazine, the average English person drinks one million billion cups of tea EVERY FIVE MINUTES!!! This is really true, as you’ll know if you’ve ever seen an English person: they have tea coming out their ears, noses, anuses etc. Plus they’re all barking mad, but they [...]

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Oh God, oh God, oh God

OK, this has been around for a bit, so sue me. But it is so jaw-droppingly, eye-poppingly, arse-churningly, brain-explodingly, last-shred-of-credibility-fuckingly, piss-into-your-own-eye-in-sheer-disbelief makingly, terribly awfully shittingly BAD. Even a company with as piss-poor an image as Microsoft doesn’t deserve this.

Thursday, April 24th, 2008


The whole story, now involving kittens, courtesy of the towering genius that is Joel Veitch. Joel writes “I am a fucking towering genius, OK? Now fuck off out of my way“ He’s such a nice man!