IsaNity. And Kittens.

Some things the internets does very badly. Verifiable facts for instance. But some things it does very very well indeed. Chief amongst these is insanity and kittens. TV can’t do insanity and kittens for shite, and radio is worse, which is why you’ll never see shit like this on TV. I’ll leave you work out for your fucking selves why you won’t see it on the radio.

The day some sucker hands me over a whole fuckload of cash I’z getting myself a machine-gun firing kitten.

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