Single. Best. Thing. Ever.

According to research published recently in the “TEA!” Magazine, the average English person drinks one million billion cups of tea EVERY FIVE MINUTES!!! This is really true, as you’ll know if you’ve ever seen an English person: they have tea coming out their ears, noses, anuses etc. Plus they’re all barking mad, but they call it eccentric. They’re also capable of moments of utter comic genius.

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