If you walked into the photocopying room at the office and an attractive member of the opposite sex was photocopying her/his genitals, would you:
a) photograph them and create one of those Mastercard spoof things to be sent around the internet
b) hit the colour copy button for full pink labial intensity
c) laugh and say “let’s see”
d) perform fellatio on them
e) frown and rebuke them
The sad truth is that in reality most people would choose E. What a dull world we live in.
(apologies to Sysco for not paying attention)