Chocolate Flavoured

Chocolate flavoured condoms hey? Surely women all prefer the delicate taste of cottage cheese mixed with ammonia and a vague smell of housemites, mothballs and Big Mac Special Sauce? Now brown condoms – there’s a neat idea. That way you can sodomise someone six ways to Sunday and when you withdraw you can’t see those telltale brown streaks all over the condom to remind you what you just did and fill you with horror, guilt and loathing.

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