Kids eh? Don’t you just love them? Aren’t they just so adorable with their big eyes and cute noises? Isn’t it just darling the way they scream their fucking lungs out at 3AM on long – distance flights or torture small animals? Ain’t it just so sweet the way they throw tantrums at the slightest provocation and are so self-obsessed they make Madonna look like a veritable paragon of altruism. And isn’t it oh so delightful the way they pull each others’ hair and try to gouge each others’ eyes out over a stupid toy car or doll.

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