Leg it lads

This year is leap year. Leap year means that there’s a 29th of February. And some rather sad, desperate, probably Anglo Saxon, tradition dictates that once every four years your girlfriend can pop the question you’ve been avoiding asking her for the last four years, namely: will you marry me. So there, you’ve been warned. Either practise saying “WHAT? Are you fucking crazy? No, of course not” as nastily as possible, or dump her on the 28th.

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