Entries from July 2008

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Yawning Lions

There’s a big argument on YouTube about whether this clip is real or fake which just proves that the Internet eats itself about every 12 months. Soon we will all be arguing over whether the argument is real or fake, at which point we will have disappeared up our own arseholes and can all [...]

Friday, July 25th, 2008

Insane Angry Pelican

Holy crap! This makes me feel fucking ill. I would prefer to die torn to shreds by angry lesbians than be forced to swallow a live flapping panicking bird.

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Stone in the Ass

Marcus Gronholm’s co-pilot gets a crash course in the lifestyles of the gay. Apparently the friends of Dorothy are actively recruiting the young and impressionable to join them and swell their numbers. Using a cool sport like rally driving as a propaganda tool in this recruitment drive is a great way to go. Good luck [...]

Monday, July 14th, 2008


This is almost the perfect way to travel – the one teensy downside is you don’t get very far because you die tangled in a scorching mangled twisted metal mess. And people you never much liked anyway shake their heads in pretend sorry and say things like “well he was always and complete fucking [...]

Friday, July 4th, 2008

I Like Soda. I Like Cold Soda.

A promo from some amazing new band. These guys are going to be bigger than Alphabeat. Check out the lyrics. Amaaaaaaaaaaaaazing dude!

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Where the Hell is Matt 2008

Apart from his terrible taste in dodgy new age music, you have to love Matt Harding.  If life is a game where no one knows the rules, then he has basically won. And if you can win with nothing more than an engagingly silly little jig, then there’s hope for us all. Bless him.