Entries from December 2009

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

Braveheart Vs Trainspotting

“You can take our land but you’ll never take our heroin!” – William Wallace makes his big speech to the Scottish army convincing them to abandon their hopes for freedom and go get some heroin instead.”It’s shite being Scottish!” (nuff said)

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

The New ‘Karate Kid’

HURRAH…or OH HELL? There’s gonna be a new Karate Kid film and Jackie Chan is to play Mr Miyagi. The bad news is that Will Smith is going to direct it and his son is going to play the role of a bullied youth. Oh well you can’t have it all – “wax on….wax off!’

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

Techno Jeep

Who says you can’t have fun in your car anymore? F#ck the carbon footprint & embrace the culture of a new type of auto-emission. The sounds in this video are ACTUAL sounds from the Jeep. Everyone began rehearsing their parts 2 weeks before they shot the video. SWEET!!!

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Run! Bitch RUN!

Run! Bitch Run! Trailer from Freak Show Entertainment on Vimeo.
Women, a good lesson learned is to leave them well alone when any type of blood is involved and this scary scenario is NO exception! Nothing can stop her from killing the people who did this to her, and we are not talking about a broken [...]

Sunday, December 27th, 2009

Merry War On Christmas

Bill O’Reilly tells it like it is, if you’re a brainless douche bag with balls the size of peanuts – A great Christmas present for the whole planet would be to shove a 20ft Norwegian Spruce up his butt & it could stay there until New Year !

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

Sex Offender Shuffle

Move over, Chicago Bears -there’s a new Shufflin’ Crew in town! Who’d have ever though that sex offenders were such a musical molesting mob? I’m impressed. The state of Florida have come up with a great idea to get sex offenders back into society with this awesome & catchy song. Pop-Pedo-Tastic!

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

Buffy vs Edward: Twilight Remixed

Retirement is a biatch…called Buffy! Please come back, we have a gay vampire we need you to kill, his name is Edward Cullen – Personally, I’d expect blade to get some better results, but he’s in jail, and I guess Buffy is easier on the eye.

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

American Psycho Tune-Tastic!

Miles Fisher covers Talking Heads’ This Must Be the Place in this tribute to the psychotic 80s pop-music analysing yuppie, Patrick Bateman. And he looks uncannily like Christian Bale, I hope no directors of photography were harmed in the making.

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Sex Tape FAIL!

Making a secret video of you engaging in some nocturnal nookie with your unaware girlfriend is not as easy as you might think. Once the camera is rolling you suddenly become the star of the seedy show and the pressure to perform can become too much – or you might just suck at acting – [...]

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

What Is Love ?

I knew there would come a time when the golden age of home-alone hotties dancing in their bedrooms to their webcams would come to an abrupt end & mutate into something new – This is SO disturbingly surrealy twisted that i kinda like it – WTF !?

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

Xmas Sorted With ‘Joydick’

It is the new must have peripheral for all those one-hand bandits out there, now you can combine your 2 favourites past-times, playing video games & strumming your purple banjo! So when mom asks what you want for Xmas, you know what to say! WTF!?!