Entries from March 2010

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Scientists Teach Gorilla It Will Die

Now that it’s aware of its own mortality will it succumb to existential angst? Develop religion, a drug habit? Build a rocket to the moon? Or will it just sullenly drag its feet, get a bangs haircut and start listening to Fall Out Boy? What have they done to this poor creature!t

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

Sassy Gay Friend: Othello

If only our Sassy Gay Friend had been alive in Shakespeare’s time, who knows what kind of insightful sassy knowledge he could’ve imparted to the bard. Alas, we’ll just have to watch these instead.

Monday, March 29th, 2010

Sexual Identity: PSAs of the Future (2021)

So this is a future where a homophobic Chuck Norris is president? What has happened to the world. Steven Seagal as a guitar playing deputy sheriff martial artist, who’s also a reincarnated Tibetan tulku I can take, but not this. This is just gay.

Monday, March 29th, 2010

My Dick!

What is it with dudes talking about their prized member to other dudes, it’s like a game of perverted Pokemon cards??? If you stop and think about it for a moment this song is waay beyond homo-erotic, straight into the Twilight zone, with a large dose of gayness thrown in for good measure! As for [...]

Sunday, March 28th, 2010

99 Words For Bewbs: Jennifer Love Hewitt Edition

Bouncing buddhas, sweater stretchers, Bambi’s Thumpers and many more. All your favourites are here, but this time featuring the one and only Jennifer Love Hewitt and her delightful Picasso’s cubes bobbing around and looking pretty.
Basically what i’m trying to express is the joy that the clocks have gone forward, summer’s cumming and it’s gonna get [...]

Friday, March 26th, 2010

Chatroulette Song (Jon Lajoie)

You can always rely on Jon Lajoie to put things into perspective – the perspective of a man jerking off to random strangers from California to Cape Verde. If you’ve been on Chatroulette then let’s face it, you’re a pervert. Although the prospect of Jon Lajoie seeing my genitals is quite exciting. Maybe he’d write [...]

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

Bush Wipes Hand on Clinton’s Shirt

Good old Dubya, here he is in Haiti shaking hands with the locals and then wiping his hand on Bill Clinton’s shirt because that’s the kind of guy he is; war criminal, election stealing tyrant, liar, idiot and now add to that bad manners.
*shakes head in dismay*
Ah well, made me lol.

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

Liam and his Pet

Jeez Liam, enough already! He’s already said he’s not going to release the Kraken so let it go will you! These celebrities, they think that when they click their fingers the world comes running carrying a Kraken in its arms. Well it doesn’t Liam. IT DOESN’T!!!!

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

Make Love, Not War

Photographer Michael Grecco takes a look at something we all cherish dearly, that’s close to all our hearts and groins. That’s right, the porn industry. Here Hiro Nakamura and Ando take a look at some sex toys, one of which appears to mimic Superman’s dick. Heroes, indeed.

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

Butterfly (Remi Gaillard)

It’s prank legend Monsieur Gaillard’s latest, dressed up in a papillon outfit flying about upsetting florists and catching the police in his net. Take that law enforcers! It’d be worth getting arrested for.

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

NASTY Tampon Prank FTW!

So there you are reading your book out on the porch, things are good, you’re relaxed and then you’re girlfriend comes out waving what looks like a…ewwww! And next thing you know you’re shouting soup. I can’t wait to see his revenge…